1 00:00:03,810 --> 00:00:05,660 - [Woman] Now, Louise, before we begin recording, 2 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:07,210 perhaps we could just have a little chat. 3 00:00:07,210 --> 00:00:08,960 - Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 4 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:12,140 - [Woman] Louise, do you think that perhaps you're being 5 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:14,720 just a little demanding in your requirements? 6 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,210 Because we did have very high hopes for you and Paul, 7 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:18,490 and I seem to remember him saying 8 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:20,140 that he was really quite smitten. 9 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,690 - I don't think my requirements were that demanding. 10 00:00:24,690 --> 00:00:26,390 - [Woman] Well, that of course is entirely your opinion, 11 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:30,193 but we feel that he did fulfill all your specifications. 12 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:35,110 So, tell me, what is it that we can supply 13 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:38,410 this time that we didn't supply last time? 14 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:41,210 - What am I looking for that's different from last time? 15 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:43,053 Let me see. 16 00:00:44,301 --> 00:00:45,990 Oh, I know. 17 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:48,063 I'd like a boyfriend that's not gay. 18 00:00:49,027 --> 00:00:51,610 ♪ Twice upon a time ♪ 19 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:53,784 (children chattering) 20 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,841 ♪ The princess kissed the prince ♪ 21 00:00:56,841 --> 00:00:59,164 ♪ And missed the point ♪ 22 00:00:59,164 --> 00:01:00,733 - [Woman] I think you must have made some kind of mistake. 23 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:03,037 Paul Bradbury is not gay. 24 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:06,503 - Well, maybe he isn't, but I know for a fact 25 00:01:06,503 --> 00:01:09,204 that the man he dumped me for is. 26 00:01:09,204 --> 00:01:11,145 ♪ Everything is ♪ 27 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:13,603 ♪ Everything is ♪ 28 00:01:13,603 --> 00:01:18,603 ♪ Crazy strange and very real ♪ 29 00:01:18,768 --> 00:01:20,403 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 30 00:01:20,403 --> 00:01:23,067 ♪ Make up your mind ♪ 31 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:25,546 ♪ And take your time ♪ 32 00:01:25,546 --> 00:01:30,546 ♪ I'll always be there ♪ 33 00:01:31,587 --> 00:01:36,301 ♪ Maybe Mr. Right ♪ 34 00:01:36,301 --> 00:01:39,798 ♪ Is hidden undiscovered ♪ 35 00:01:39,798 --> 00:01:42,589 ♪ Pressed for time ♪ 36 00:01:42,589 --> 00:01:47,589 ♪ I'll bet he's coming out tonight ♪ 37 00:01:47,961 --> 00:01:51,527 ♪ He's all right ♪ 38 00:01:51,527 --> 00:01:53,333 ♪ There's up and there's down ♪ 39 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:56,393 ♪ And there's no way around ♪ 40 00:01:56,393 --> 00:02:01,393 ♪ What he's hiding ♪ 41 00:02:01,527 --> 00:02:06,527 ♪ Breaking the rules is amazingly cool ♪ 42 00:02:06,619 --> 00:02:11,578 ♪ You're invited ♪ 43 00:02:11,578 --> 00:02:13,748 ♪ Everything is ♪ 44 00:02:13,748 --> 00:02:16,479 ♪ Everything is ♪ 45 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:21,479 ♪ Crazy strange and very real ♪ 46 00:02:21,502 --> 00:02:22,909 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 47 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,619 ♪ Make up your mind ♪ 48 00:02:25,619 --> 00:02:28,054 ♪ And take your time ♪ 49 00:02:28,054 --> 00:02:31,612 ♪ I'll always be there ♪ 50 00:02:31,612 --> 00:02:33,848 ♪ Everything is ♪ 51 00:02:33,848 --> 00:02:36,536 ♪ Everything is ♪ 52 00:02:36,536 --> 00:02:38,805 ♪ Everything is ♪ 53 00:02:38,805 --> 00:02:41,514 ♪ Everything ♪ 54 00:02:41,514 --> 00:02:43,837 ♪ Everything is ♪ 55 00:02:43,837 --> 00:02:46,535 ♪ Everything ♪ 56 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:48,712 ♪ Everything is ♪ 57 00:02:48,712 --> 00:02:51,412 ♪ Everything ♪ 58 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:53,754 ♪ Everything is ♪ 59 00:02:53,754 --> 00:02:56,380 ♪ Everything ♪ 60 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:58,712 ♪ Everything is ♪ 61 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,569 ♪ Everything ♪ 62 00:03:01,569 --> 00:03:03,706 ♪ Everything is ♪ 63 00:03:03,706 --> 00:03:06,123 ♪ Everything ♪ 64 00:03:10,179 --> 00:03:13,495 (upbeat music) 65 00:03:13,495 --> 00:03:14,328 - Right now. 66 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,848 You're not to be hitting your sister. 67 00:03:15,848 --> 00:03:17,837 You know, you're old enough to know better now. 68 00:03:17,837 --> 00:03:19,878 Behave yourself. You know, anytime you want to use 69 00:03:19,878 --> 00:03:21,679 your parenting skills, it's fine by me! 70 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:24,025 ♪ One more time ♪ 71 00:03:24,025 --> 00:03:25,210 - [Louise Voiceover] We've all heard about women this 72 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:27,197 has happened to, haven't we? 73 00:03:27,197 --> 00:03:31,220 And if we're honest, we think it's a bit of a joke. 74 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:33,743 I mean, you'd know, wouldn't you? 75 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:39,403 But I didn't, and I'm used to being around gay people. 76 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:42,123 I've learnt my lesson. 77 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:46,993 I'd never introduce my man to my gay friends again. 78 00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:51,120 But I don't mind introducing you to my friends. 79 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,420 Well, at least I thought they were my friends. 80 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:58,420 This is Alex, my best friend. 81 00:03:58,420 --> 00:03:59,670 He wanted to be an actor. 82 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:02,870 He'd been with Harry for a year. 83 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:05,290 In fact, it was their anniversary. 84 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:10,050 Harry was all right, but he could be a bit smarmy. 85 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,030 Just kept him happy by buying him things. 86 00:04:13,030 --> 00:04:14,410 Oh, and here's Tom. 87 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:17,020 Tom was about to have a major exhibition, 88 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:20,040 but he was more concerned about keeping Lars happy. 89 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,710 Lars is very good looking, but he knew it. 90 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,350 You know the type. 91 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:25,900 He'd got expensive tastes, 92 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:28,930 but it was always someone else who picked up the bill. 93 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:31,210 And William, William had a tough time 94 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,770 over the last few years, 95 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:34,980 but he was coming out the other side, 96 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:36,733 and he'd just met Lawrence. 97 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,930 Lawrence is an actor, 98 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:41,087 so you can imagine what a handful he was. 99 00:04:41,087 --> 00:04:41,930 (siren blaring) 100 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:42,763 You'd recognize him. 101 00:04:42,763 --> 00:04:44,730 He was in that doctors thing. 102 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:46,473 I thought I was the one out of all my friends 103 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:47,863 that had got it sorted. 104 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,640 So let me tell you what happened to me one day last summer. 105 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,223 I was going on my first proper date with Paul. 106 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,813 I thought he was perfect. 107 00:04:59,511 --> 00:05:01,844 ♪ It's over ♪ 108 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,408 (upbeat techno music) 109 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:06,074 - Go, let me see seven, 110 00:05:06,074 --> 00:05:06,907 let me see six, 111 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,770 let me see five, 112 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,040 let me see four. 113 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,130 Three, where's two, where's one? 114 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:10,963 Let's flip, baby! 115 00:05:10,963 --> 00:05:12,015 Let's go! 116 00:05:12,015 --> 00:05:13,350 Keeping on, keeping on, keeping on. 117 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:15,210 Three, two. Come on, get up, get up, go! 118 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,323 Come on, let's move, move, move! 119 00:05:16,323 --> 00:05:17,156 Let me see that, let me see that! 120 00:05:17,156 --> 00:05:19,310 And again, move the feet, quick! 121 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,400 Quick, quick! 122 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,350 Ready to do it again? 123 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:22,183 Let's go! 124 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:23,314 All right, fly jumps! 125 00:05:23,314 --> 00:05:24,193 You can do it! 126 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,530 Don't you give up on me now! 127 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:28,040 To the five, to the four, to the three! 128 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,493 Stay with me, two, one! 129 00:05:30,493 --> 00:05:31,760 Good man! 130 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,988 That's what I'm talking about! 131 00:05:33,988 --> 00:05:35,223 See. 132 00:05:35,223 --> 00:05:36,563 Right? 133 00:05:36,563 --> 00:05:41,563 Good man. (cell phone ringing) 134 00:05:42,577 --> 00:05:43,990 - Hi, Louise. 135 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:44,823 Yeah, yeah. 136 00:05:44,823 --> 00:05:47,060 Listen, I'm, uh, stuck in traffic. 137 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:48,620 It's not moving. 138 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:51,270 I reckon I'm gonna have to turn around and go back. 139 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:52,430 Yeah, I'm gutted too. 140 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:55,013 I was really looking forward to fitting your kitchen. 141 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,340 Yeah, listen, the battery on my phone's running low. 142 00:05:58,340 --> 00:05:59,740 I'll give you a call next... 143 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,514 - Hello? 144 00:06:03,514 --> 00:06:07,264 (gentle instrumental music) 145 00:06:16,783 --> 00:06:19,731 - I thought you were fitting in Louise's washing machine? 146 00:06:19,731 --> 00:06:21,981 - Still waiting for a part. 147 00:06:23,552 --> 00:06:24,830 Can I have another one? 148 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:26,350 - [Tom] I thought you might have had enough. 149 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:27,460 - You know me. 150 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,293 I've never had enough. 151 00:06:28,293 --> 00:06:30,310 - Better make sure I don't. 152 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:31,190 - Is that a threat? 153 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,540 - Take it any way you want. 154 00:06:33,490 --> 00:06:34,540 - I'll take it as a threat then. 155 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:35,920 I'll get my stuff and I'll be out of here. 156 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,540 - Look, it's not a threat. 157 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:38,570 I'm really sorry. 158 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:40,536 I've just had a hard day. 159 00:06:40,536 --> 00:06:41,540 - I'm going out. 160 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:42,910 - Love. 161 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:44,920 - Tom sees the good in people. 162 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,870 - Sees the good in people? 163 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:48,360 What he sees is a good bit of ass 164 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,410 that he wouldn't stand a chance with 165 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,600 if he didn't have a Gucci store card. 166 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,950 Anyway, getting back to me. 167 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,830 Harry bought me the original artwork 168 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:58,510 for the 1977 Dalek annual. 169 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:00,330 It's like the Bible of Doctor Who fans. 170 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:03,140 (door bell jingling) - All right? 171 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:04,190 Hi, I can't stop. 172 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,280 I've got a meeting. 173 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,282 - I wasn't trying to hold you up. 174 00:07:07,282 --> 00:07:10,960 - Well, that's all right now, isn't it? 175 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,990 - Isn't that that Greek doctor from Emergency Accident? 176 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,893 - He's only a nurse. 177 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,997 - How do you know him? 178 00:07:16,997 --> 00:07:18,892 Have you, you know? 179 00:07:18,892 --> 00:07:20,400 - As if. 180 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,730 He went out with one of my exes. 181 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:23,830 He's been around forever. 182 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:25,920 I knew him when he was on the dole. 183 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,673 - Sorry, got held up in the edit. 184 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,750 How'd the audition go? 185 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,920 - Don't want to talk about it. 186 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,270 - What's the matter with you? 187 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:36,003 - Lawrence Wright's upstairs. 188 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:38,903 Very Greek name, isn't it? 189 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,460 There are hardly any roles for Greeks as it is, 190 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,430 so why should he get the part above a real one? 191 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,510 - Why are you bothered? 192 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:45,580 You're not Greek. 193 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,470 - [Alex] I'm not bothered. 194 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:47,680 I'm not bothered at all. 195 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,290 - You write the parts do you? 196 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:51,550 - Well someone has to stand up for Greek actors. 197 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:53,900 - Do you want me to beat him up for you? 198 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,650 - Yes, please. - And how are you, darling? 199 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:57,540 - Oh, she's all right, come on. We're gonna be late. 200 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,454 - Hello, how are you? - Hello, yeah. 201 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:03,783 - Hey, and you. - Hello 202 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,850 - Ah, you don't phone, you don't write. 203 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:06,683 - I've been frantic. 204 00:08:06,683 --> 00:08:08,240 Give me a break. - Are you not stopping? 205 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,073 - Visiting my mother. - Which we're late for. 206 00:08:09,073 --> 00:08:10,800 - Then we got a nice meal booked. 207 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,470 - Mm, just my luck that our anniversary's on the same day 208 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:14,720 as his bloody mother's birthday. 209 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,710 - Congratulations. 210 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,460 - We keep threatening to do something don't we? 211 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,560 We must arrange a Sunday lunch. 212 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,620 Bring George. 213 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:20,750 - Don't mention George. 214 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,280 I've got three days' peace. 215 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,843 See you later. - See you. 216 00:08:23,843 --> 00:08:24,740 - Bye. - Bye-bye, baby. 217 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:25,573 - Bye, darling. 218 00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:29,870 - Yeah, can you stop off on your way and get time out? 219 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:30,703 Oh, will you? 220 00:08:31,568 --> 00:08:33,228 ♪ It's Dolce and Gabbana ♪ 221 00:08:33,228 --> 00:08:34,817 ♪ I cannot even say it ♪ 222 00:08:34,817 --> 00:08:36,086 ♪ Nudge, no, I wanna say ♪ 223 00:08:36,086 --> 00:08:38,825 ♪ I'll tell you right now it's on my wish list ♪ 224 00:08:38,825 --> 00:08:39,772 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 225 00:08:39,772 --> 00:08:41,706 ♪ Right, you're gonna pay for it ♪ 226 00:08:41,706 --> 00:08:43,150 ♪ So you better get rich ♪ 227 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:46,199 ♪ I'm sick of being High Street like everybody I meet ♪ 228 00:08:46,199 --> 00:08:47,594 ♪ Ultimately trendy ♪ 229 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,038 ♪ Boys wearing girls' shoes ♪ 230 00:08:49,038 --> 00:08:50,246 ♪ Imagine ♪ 231 00:08:50,246 --> 00:08:51,821 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 232 00:08:51,821 --> 00:08:52,702 ♪ A fashion statement ♪ 233 00:08:52,702 --> 00:08:55,059 ♪ But you do look gay in the pink shirt ♪ 234 00:08:55,059 --> 00:08:58,554 ♪ Please, will you buy this for me ♪ 235 00:08:58,554 --> 00:08:59,387 (men laughing) 236 00:08:59,387 --> 00:09:00,220 ♪ I'm ritzy. ♪ 237 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:02,520 - Emma Bunton, you duff. 238 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,613 - Is it only a year? 239 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,310 Seems so much longer. 240 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:09,130 - I bumped into William earlier. 241 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:09,963 He sends his love. 242 00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:12,030 - Oh, William. 243 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:13,770 They were at Westminster together, you know. 244 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,010 - Yes, I know. 245 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,395 (chuckles softly) 246 00:09:17,395 --> 00:09:19,860 - No one guessed until only a few years ago. 247 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:20,940 Even Harry. 248 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:23,552 He played rugby for the county. 249 00:09:23,552 --> 00:09:26,190 - Mm, probably the physical contact 250 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:28,190 with all those sweaty men that he liked. 251 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:30,253 - Hm. 252 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,630 When I heard that he'd come out, 253 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:35,453 I had hoped that William and, 254 00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:38,846 but no. 255 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,940 William found this for me last year. 256 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:45,753 We think it's a young Thomas Huxley. 257 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:51,187 Huxley, biologist, hm. 258 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,926 - I'm seeing Tom tomorrow. 259 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,533 - Oh, Tom. 260 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,460 So talented. 261 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,763 There was an article on his new exhibition. 262 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:08,220 I had hoped that Harry and he were, 263 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,870 well they spent so much time at university together. 264 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:16,640 But as usual, a mother's wishes count for nothing. 265 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,693 Which university did you go? 266 00:10:19,957 --> 00:10:20,790 (gasps softly) 267 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:21,710 Oh. 268 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:22,543 Yes, of course. 269 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:24,830 We've had this conversation, haven't we? 270 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:26,540 - Tom's taken up with a mad hooker 271 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,450 who's fleecing him for all he's got. 272 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:32,870 - Well, that's not, that's not strictly true, is it? 273 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:35,450 - Harry tells me you've been doing very well 274 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:38,353 in your job as a waiter. 275 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,880 - It's not just being a waiter. 276 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,710 It's also helping to prepare the food. 277 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,570 And, anyway, it's only until the acting takes off. 278 00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:48,860 - Oh, yes, of course. 279 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,590 You want to be an actor, don't you? 280 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:54,710 Hm, Harry tells me that you may be 281 00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:58,169 an extra in some soap opera. 282 00:10:58,169 --> 00:10:59,430 (Alex chuckles) 283 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,671 - It's nice that Harry keeps you so well-informed. 284 00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:05,588 (upbeat pop music) 285 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,997 ♪ I've been thinking of ♪ 286 00:11:24,997 --> 00:11:27,290 ♪ All the words I'd like to say ♪ 287 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,247 ♪ And I can't believe ♪ 288 00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:31,973 ♪ How I feel today ♪ 289 00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:34,317 ♪ When the lights go out ♪ 290 00:11:34,317 --> 00:11:36,804 ♪ When they shut you down ♪ 291 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:40,729 ♪ You will know that I'm still the same ♪ 292 00:11:40,729 --> 00:11:43,059 - I mean, we just-- - Shh. 293 00:11:43,059 --> 00:11:44,392 Shut up. 294 00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:49,392 (both whispering) (both giggling) 295 00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:53,901 - Please, William. - At last. 296 00:11:56,921 --> 00:11:58,253 I want to have a look around. 297 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:05,754 ♪ Another thousand wearing sweater vests and ascots ♪ 298 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:06,975 - Rugby. 299 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,008 Why did you buy this? 300 00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:11,255 - I won it. (chuckles) 301 00:12:11,255 --> 00:12:14,122 Well, my team won it, yeah. 302 00:12:14,122 --> 00:12:18,289 (suspenseful instrumental music) 303 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,420 - Is there any chance of a drink? 304 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:23,253 Don't worry. 305 00:12:23,253 --> 00:12:24,380 I'll wash the glass afterwards 306 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,580 so there's no DNA evidence that I was ever here. 307 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,240 - Shut up, come here. 308 00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:31,636 ♪ I've been thinking of ♪ 309 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:34,055 ♪ All the words I tried to say ♪ 310 00:12:34,055 --> 00:12:38,625 ♪ And I can't believe how I feel today ♪ 311 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,183 ♪ When the lights go out ♪ 312 00:12:41,183 --> 00:12:43,590 ♪ When they shut you down ♪ 313 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,731 ♪ You will know ♪ (door creaking) 314 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:48,231 ♪ That I'm still the same ♪ 315 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,563 (screaming) 316 00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:21,668 (gasping) 317 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,040 - [Woman] What do you say, Georgina? 318 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,353 - Sorry I frightened you. 319 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,940 - I should have left a note to say we'd be back early. 320 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,350 - Yeah. 321 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:39,800 - Daddy doesn't let me meet any of his boyfriends. 322 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,690 - You amaze me. 323 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,820 - We usually keep her locked in the attic. 324 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,435 - Shouldn't you be going? 325 00:13:45,435 --> 00:13:46,552 - Mm. 326 00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:48,885 It's been lovely meeting you. 327 00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:50,016 (gentle instrumental music) 328 00:13:50,016 --> 00:13:51,433 - [Georgina] Bye. 329 00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:55,307 - I'm sorry. 330 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,330 - What are you doing tonight? 331 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,280 - I want to spend some time with George. 332 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,343 But I'm free on Wednesday. 333 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,730 - Come and see the shells I found. 334 00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:06,563 (chuckles) 335 00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:07,396 - See you. 336 00:14:09,618 --> 00:14:10,951 - Yeah, see you. 337 00:14:16,694 --> 00:14:18,277 - [Man] And action. 338 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:20,997 - And in here, 339 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,113 what do you think? 340 00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:25,949 - Good god. 341 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,699 - What have you done? 342 00:14:28,906 --> 00:14:30,391 - Well, we've, 343 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,920 done exactly what we thought you'd like. 344 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,087 - This is, no. 345 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,359 - Well, I don't think-- 346 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,074 - God, I hate it. 347 00:14:38,074 --> 00:14:40,211 I absolutely, oh, god. 348 00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:41,505 - It's all good. 349 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,204 (woman sobs) It's all good. 350 00:14:44,204 --> 00:14:47,204 (telephone ringing) 351 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,660 - Tell me again, why am I doing this? 352 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,493 - The money. 353 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,630 - Oh, yes. 354 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:57,875 - The hotel's fucked up and let half our rooms go. 355 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,600 - There's a run on rooms in Northampton? 356 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,620 - The weather forecast says it's going to be 357 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,360 shit for the week, so we may have to scale the garden down. 358 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,250 - Good. 359 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:11,320 - And the gorgeous Charlie's girlfriend's dumped him again, 360 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,670 so we're expecting trouble. 361 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,820 Tom rang. Can you meet him in the gallery? 362 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,842 He said, or at home. 363 00:15:16,842 --> 00:15:17,675 - Hm. 364 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:19,933 - And lastly, I'm pregnant. 365 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,793 - You're fired. 366 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,600 Any idea who the father is? 367 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,930 - I've narrowed it down to the fleet auxiliary, 368 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,580 but I've convinced John it's his. 369 00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:34,120 - I suppose we have to hug? 370 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,453 - It's expected. 371 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,410 - Congratulations. 372 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:40,450 Give John my best. 373 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,950 - You don't do gay right. 374 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,853 - No, it's just I don't do those. 375 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,970 - By now, my other gay friends would be squeezing 376 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:50,110 the life out of me and screaming about 377 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:52,189 taking me shopping for maternity clothes. 378 00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:53,022 - Hm. 379 00:15:53,022 --> 00:15:54,250 - Maybe it's just expected of you 380 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,014 because you are posh and went to private school. 381 00:15:57,014 --> 00:15:57,847 - Well, that's it. 382 00:15:57,847 --> 00:15:59,112 I'm not gay at all. 383 00:15:59,112 --> 00:15:59,945 It all fits. 384 00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:03,063 I don't like musicals, rows in the street, cocaine. 385 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,064 Well done. 386 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:08,200 Means I've got to get another assistant. 387 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,250 - I'm so glad I didn't get the job. 388 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,320 If you go on a soap opera, you can get typecast, 389 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,530 and that's so not where I want 390 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:16,460 to be at this point in my career. 391 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,810 It's a fact that all the good jobs 392 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,590 go to the extras from the top handful of agencies. 393 00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:22,950 And surprise, surprise, Lawrence Wright 394 00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,383 was taken on by one of them. 395 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,400 He must have slept with one of the bookers, 396 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,700 'cause he ain't that good. 397 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,510 I know I've got talent and that I'm going to make it. 398 00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:34,920 I think they'll be impressed by the CV. 399 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,700 I know it doesn't show that many roles, 400 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,270 but they'll see from the amount 401 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:39,980 of classes and workshops that I've attended 402 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,600 that I have a real dedication. 403 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,653 - Alex, listen, I'll have to talk to you later, babe. 404 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,900 - Thank you. 405 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,180 Darling, there you are. 406 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,834 Will you stop disappearing like this? 407 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:55,917 Now, come on. 408 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:02,792 (power drill whirring) 409 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,170 - How long have you been there? 410 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:16,003 - Not long. 411 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:24,058 What do you think? 412 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,792 - I think they're shit. 413 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,850 But as long as people are stupid enough to pay for them, 414 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,323 it's all good with me. 415 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,520 - My work represents a positive affirmation 416 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,910 of what it is to be gay in the 21st century. 417 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:42,230 Because to me, gayness isn't just about sex, 418 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,900 it's about everything. 419 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:47,020 I patronize gay restaurants and taxi firms, 420 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:51,183 and, in a way, I'm developing a totally new gay art. 421 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,200 - I wish he would just shut up. 422 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,317 - I think it's interesting. 423 00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:56,150 - No, you don't. 424 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,010 You think it's bollocks. 425 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,410 - Shh. 426 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,830 - The lines and dots that make up the image 427 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,960 are in actual fact not made up of just one color, 428 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,663 but all the colors of the rainbow, the gay rainbow. 429 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,067 It's like pointillism, only gay. 430 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:13,800 ♪ Hey, you're talking ♪ 431 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,566 ♪ Blah blah blah ♪ 432 00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:21,339 ♪ Blah blah blah ♪ 433 00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:22,172 ♪ Blah blah ♪ 434 00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:24,403 - So, is Harry coming? 435 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,053 - Him and Alex went to Brighton for the weekend. 436 00:18:31,669 --> 00:18:33,767 ♪ Hey, you're talking, blah blah blah ♪ 437 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,510 - So, how much would something like that go for, then? 438 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:37,770 - 150 grand. 439 00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:38,763 - What? 440 00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:40,014 - Yeah, I know. 441 00:18:40,014 --> 00:18:41,430 - I thought that was a fake. 442 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,897 - No, believe me, I have earned it. 443 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,220 - So you're not really into him, then. 444 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:48,276 - It's not just the money. 445 00:18:48,276 --> 00:18:50,097 He's all right. 446 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,950 I look really bad now, don't I? 447 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,070 - Lars. - Don't mind me. 448 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,620 I'm not judging. 449 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,537 (upbeat pop music) 450 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,050 - I'm off. 451 00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:07,050 - Where you going this time? 452 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,033 - I told you. 453 00:19:11,447 --> 00:19:13,175 - I know he's seeing other people, 454 00:19:13,175 --> 00:19:14,288 but when I confront him about it, 455 00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:15,680 he denies it and says if that's what I believe, 456 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,720 I should throw him out. 457 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,769 - Maybe you should, if it's making you unhappy. 458 00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:21,151 - No, he knows I never would. 459 00:19:21,151 --> 00:19:22,133 - [Harry] That's why he's messing you around. 460 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:23,060 He hasn't got any boundaries. 461 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,930 - [Tom] He's not a child. 462 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,191 - Don't treat him like one, then. 463 00:19:26,191 --> 00:19:27,024 - I don't. 464 00:19:27,024 --> 00:19:28,660 - You do. 465 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,070 He lives rent-free. 466 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,240 You buy his clothes. 467 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,093 You give him money, pocket money. 468 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,550 You treat him like a child. 469 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,116 He's not the first, is he? 470 00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:37,949 (bicycle bell dings) 471 00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:41,594 - You really have to stop being ashamed of being gay. 472 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:42,690 (scoffing) 473 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:45,160 You're just buying into that straight-dominated 474 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,070 way of looking at gay life. 475 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,550 If Lars were a woman, you wouldn't 476 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:49,500 think there was anything strange 477 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,670 about her being supported by a male partner, would you? 478 00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:53,770 And that's all I'm doing. 479 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:55,450 I'm helping Lars out until he gets 480 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:56,740 his singing career off the ground. 481 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:57,573 - Singing? 482 00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:58,530 I thought it was modeling. 483 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,003 - Well, that didn't work out. 484 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,950 There's nothing you could do for him, is there? 485 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,970 - Wonderful, that's right. 486 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,573 Yep, yep. 487 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:11,813 Okay. 488 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:13,983 That sounds perfect. 489 00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:14,816 Thank you. 490 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,833 Alex, please hurry. 491 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:17,857 We don't have time. 492 00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:18,703 Come on, darling. 493 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:20,503 Excellent. 494 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:26,020 Actually, I'm gonna call you back. Thank you, okay, thanks. 495 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,730 Alex, can you just do what I tell you, please? 496 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:29,210 - I think there's something wrong. 497 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,520 - I don't pay you to think. 498 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,790 - These are the wrong ones. 499 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,530 - What are you talking about? 500 00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:35,319 - These are the returns from Samuelson's. 501 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:39,069 (gentle instrumental music) 502 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:43,810 They may have tasted all right, 503 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,251 but they've been out for God knows how long. 504 00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:47,980 I mean, crawling with E coli and stuff. 505 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,813 Lethal. 506 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,820 Older people or children could have died. 507 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,610 I've never seen someone look so contrite. 508 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:57,490 She was in floods. 509 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,363 I mean, she could have gone to prison. 510 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:03,580 Trouble is, she doesn't really pay attention. 511 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,240 It's only a hobby her husband organized for her 512 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,880 to keep her occupied whilst he's doing corporate takeovers. 513 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,520 And her menu is so old-fashioned. 514 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,880 It's like something served halftime 515 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,293 at the Battle of Hastings. 516 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,233 I told her about my cinnamon twirls, 517 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,137 and we're going to try them out next week. 518 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:21,030 - You're a real hero. 519 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,523 All I do is make crap telly. 520 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,690 - Do something about it, then. 521 00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:26,840 What do you want to do? 522 00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:30,070 Seriously. 523 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,790 - What I want to do is travel around Asia, 524 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,390 but I can't, can I? 525 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,220 I've got career responsibilities. 526 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,870 More importantly, in half an hour, the cab gets here. 527 00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:39,862 What shall we do with the time? 528 00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:43,612 (gentle instrumental music) 529 00:21:48,005 --> 00:21:49,338 - It's Thursday. 530 00:21:57,055 --> 00:21:57,888 (chuckling) 531 00:21:57,888 --> 00:21:59,550 - Well, that's right. 532 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:01,550 What if Matron were to find us? 533 00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:03,840 - I've been on bedpans all morning, so I'm entitled. 534 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,310 It's in my equity agreement. 535 00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,977 (both laughing) 536 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:12,893 - Sorry. 537 00:22:14,983 --> 00:22:16,100 (knocking on door) 538 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,070 - Yes? 539 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:20,230 What do you want, you beastly little peeping tom? 540 00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:22,180 - They need you in set in five minutes. 541 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,543 - (sighs) My public are calling for me. 542 00:22:29,073 --> 00:22:31,020 I don't suppose you're free later. 543 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,070 - Got a parents' meeting. 544 00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:34,370 - What time does it finish? 545 00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:36,430 - Eight o'clock, but then I've got to be at home. 546 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:38,150 She keeps waking up during the night lately. 547 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,333 Mum's getting too old to have her sleep disturbed, so. 548 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,987 - Well I could always come to you, now that she's met me. 549 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,798 - I'm not sure, Lawrence. 550 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,998 Hey, look, why don't we have a weekend away? 551 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,020 Georgie's going to see some friends. 552 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,230 We could have two whole nights. 553 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:51,380 What do you reckon? 554 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:53,183 - Okay. 555 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:56,773 - See you later. 556 00:22:56,773 --> 00:22:59,113 Break a leg and, whatever it is you do. 557 00:22:59,113 --> 00:22:59,946 - Ciao. 558 00:23:04,702 --> 00:23:06,161 - [Man On PA] Train pro announcement, 559 00:23:06,161 --> 00:23:07,609 train pro announcement. 560 00:23:07,609 --> 00:23:09,526 Will driver Cartwright. 561 00:23:12,077 --> 00:23:13,994 - Are you ready, gents? 562 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:16,703 Action. 563 00:23:17,546 --> 00:23:18,379 (cat meowing) 564 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,873 - Oh, Maggie, that's looking really beautiful. 565 00:23:21,739 --> 00:23:23,090 - [Both] Oh, yes. 566 00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:25,030 It's really, really beautiful. 567 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:28,120 Jim and Jill will really, really love it. 568 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,880 - Right, let's get that lovely cup of tea 569 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,470 we've been promising ourselves, 570 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:32,540 then we'll see what the gorgeous 571 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,283 Charlie's been up to all morning. 572 00:23:35,218 --> 00:23:36,051 - Cut. 573 00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:44,973 That looks really, really shit. 574 00:23:46,186 --> 00:23:47,516 (cat meowing) 575 00:23:47,516 --> 00:23:51,072 (gentle instrumental music) 576 00:23:51,072 --> 00:23:53,322 (gargling) 577 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,150 - Georgie. 578 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:00,197 Don't you think you're being 579 00:24:00,197 --> 00:24:01,407 just a little harsh on this doll? 580 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:04,000 All she did was say hello to this doll's boyfriend. 581 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,117 - She must die. 582 00:24:06,556 --> 00:24:08,723 (gagging) 583 00:24:10,045 --> 00:24:12,212 (moaning) 584 00:24:17,479 --> 00:24:18,926 (sighs) 585 00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:22,217 (soft hammering) 586 00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:23,590 - And I'd have expected a bit more 587 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:25,073 to have been done in here. 588 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,840 Remind me again when Jim and Jill are coming back? 589 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,824 - Sunday morning. - Sunday morning. 590 00:24:32,824 --> 00:24:35,840 - I think I'd better have a word with the gorgeous Charlie. 591 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,140 You're being a bit of a slow coach today, Charlie. 592 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:40,667 We've only got until Sunday, you know. 593 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,834 (sobbing) 594 00:24:51,737 --> 00:24:52,570 - And cut. 595 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,423 - [Charlie] I loved her! 596 00:25:02,423 --> 00:25:04,590 (sobbing) 597 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,170 - Yeah, well by period, 598 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,330 they probably thought they were getting 599 00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:18,040 Victorian rustic or Edwardian country house, 600 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,784 not fucking Stalingrad, 1943. 601 00:25:20,784 --> 00:25:22,717 - Yeah, well, what are we gonna do? 602 00:25:22,717 --> 00:25:24,191 (drill whirring) 603 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,556 - Let's go to the pub. 604 00:25:25,556 --> 00:25:28,359 (upbeat pop music) 605 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,837 ♪ You're gonna make my day ♪ 606 00:25:29,837 --> 00:25:34,837 ♪ Day day day day ♪ 607 00:25:35,295 --> 00:25:36,178 ♪ Hey ♪ 608 00:25:36,178 --> 00:25:40,520 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 609 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,353 ♪ Hey ♪ 610 00:25:41,353 --> 00:25:44,795 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 611 00:25:44,795 --> 00:25:46,497 ♪ You're gonna make my day ♪ 612 00:25:46,497 --> 00:25:49,032 ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ 613 00:25:49,032 --> 00:25:51,638 ♪ Gently down on me ♪ 614 00:25:51,638 --> 00:25:53,811 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 615 00:25:53,811 --> 00:25:56,865 ♪ You make my life complete ♪ 616 00:25:56,865 --> 00:25:59,236 ♪ Everybody wants to touch ♪ 617 00:25:59,236 --> 00:26:02,282 ♪ Your fleece that's white, as white as snow ♪ 618 00:26:02,282 --> 00:26:04,574 ♪ Everywhere you lead me, babe ♪ 619 00:26:04,574 --> 00:26:07,440 ♪ I'm sure that I will go ♪ 620 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,256 ♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪ 621 00:26:10,256 --> 00:26:11,089 ♪ Hey ♪ 622 00:26:11,089 --> 00:26:11,930 - [Tom] Lars! 623 00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:13,250 Charlie's dropped out of the show, 624 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,390 and Harry needs you up in Northampton. 625 00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:16,890 This could be your big chance. 626 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,793 - No, you put the phone down first. 627 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,433 You do it. 628 00:26:28,547 --> 00:26:31,190 You're a big girl's blouse, you know that? 629 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,133 Speak to you tomorrow, bye. 630 00:26:34,571 --> 00:26:36,500 - Can I come with you on Saturday? 631 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,480 - Your Grandma's taking you to Hannah's party. 632 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,030 I thought you were looking forward to the sleepover. 633 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,100 - Hanna's a poo-head. 634 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,430 - She's your best friend. 635 00:26:43,430 --> 00:26:45,010 - [Georgie] She's still a poo-head. 636 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:47,190 I want to come with you to Brighton. 637 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,520 - It'd be boring. 638 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,160 We're going to all those antique shops. 639 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,993 - Is Lawrence going with you? 640 00:26:53,016 --> 00:26:54,130 - He might. 641 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:54,963 - He is. 642 00:26:54,963 --> 00:26:56,421 I heard you on the phone. 643 00:26:56,421 --> 00:26:58,260 Why can't I come as well? 644 00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:00,960 - Because you wouldn't like it, all right? 645 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,010 - Is he gonna live here with us? 646 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:05,209 Do I call him daddy now? 647 00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:08,368 (gentle instrumental music) 648 00:27:08,368 --> 00:27:09,400 - Have a bit of a holiday. - Harry, we're good 649 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,233 to do this. 650 00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:11,680 Will you just get yourself out there now, please? 651 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,724 - [Harry] Great, yeah. 652 00:27:12,724 --> 00:27:14,109 I will not mind. 653 00:27:14,109 --> 00:27:15,365 (coughs) 654 00:27:15,365 --> 00:27:17,660 - [Man] Okay and Emma, come on, love. 655 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,993 - [Emma] Oh, sorry. 656 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,430 - [Man] Okay, setup, ready to shoot this now. 657 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:25,574 And, thank you. 658 00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:27,338 And action. 659 00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:28,171 (drill whirring) 660 00:27:28,171 --> 00:27:29,823 - Can you turn that off, Lars? 661 00:27:29,823 --> 00:27:30,713 Thanks. 662 00:27:30,713 --> 00:27:34,030 Well, it's very sad that our Charlie's been taken ill, 663 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:37,840 but we're very lucky because the gorgeous Lars 664 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,390 has stepped into the breach. 665 00:27:40,390 --> 00:27:42,857 Well, a boy's got to do what a boy's got to do. (chuckling) 666 00:27:42,857 --> 00:27:46,024 (power tool whirring) 667 00:27:47,229 --> 00:27:48,313 - [Man] Yeah, maybe we should cut there. 668 00:27:48,313 --> 00:27:49,146 - Ah. 669 00:27:49,146 --> 00:27:52,063 (upbeat pop music) 670 00:27:57,290 --> 00:28:00,750 - Me and Louise were just talking about how stupid you are. 671 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:01,583 He's got a screw loose. 672 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,600 I guarantee he'll be nothing but trouble. 673 00:28:04,732 --> 00:28:06,082 Oh well, it's your funeral. 674 00:28:07,314 --> 00:28:08,565 - Ta-da. 675 00:28:08,565 --> 00:28:10,170 What do you think? 676 00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:11,700 - It's great, but on you it's only ever gonna be 677 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,860 like sticking a sequin on a rat's ass. 678 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:14,991 - You look amazing. 679 00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:15,824 - Thank you. 680 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,803 - (laughs) No, you look fab. 681 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,050 Tell her she looks great. 682 00:28:20,050 --> 00:28:21,180 She's got a date with that Paul tonight. 683 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:22,097 She thinks he's the one. 684 00:28:22,097 --> 00:28:24,333 - Gorgeous. - Thank you, Harry. 685 00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:27,030 - Anyway, you can tell Lars 686 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:29,140 that he's coming for dinner next week. 687 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,930 I've rung Tom and invited him. 688 00:28:30,930 --> 00:28:33,170 Oh, and I bumped into William. He's bringing his new beau. 689 00:28:34,677 --> 00:28:35,510 I don't know. 690 00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:36,343 He's an actor, I think. 691 00:28:37,621 --> 00:28:38,510 And if he hasn't dumped her by then, 692 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,710 Louise is bringing Paul. 693 00:28:41,730 --> 00:28:43,380 Gotta go. 694 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,740 Oh my god. 695 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,328 I've found something that even you would look good in. 696 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:49,469 - Thanks. 697 00:28:49,469 --> 00:28:50,302 (upbeat pop music) 698 00:28:50,302 --> 00:28:52,885 (saw grinding) 699 00:28:55,685 --> 00:28:57,093 - [Harry] Are they brother and sister? 700 00:28:57,093 --> 00:28:57,926 - I don't know, what do you think? 701 00:28:57,926 --> 00:28:58,759 - I don't know. - I have no idea. 702 00:28:58,759 --> 00:28:59,953 - They just look at each other very strangely. 703 00:28:59,953 --> 00:29:01,325 - I have no idea. 704 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:02,547 Do you think it matters? - I don't know, well. 705 00:29:02,547 --> 00:29:03,380 - Harry. - Yeah. 706 00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,035 - I just want to say, 707 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,560 I'm very grateful for this opportunity. 708 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,529 - Oh, hey, don't worry about it. 709 00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:10,430 But don't get your hopes up, 710 00:29:10,430 --> 00:29:12,239 'cause it could only just be for the one show. 711 00:29:12,239 --> 00:29:13,072 - Mm. 712 00:29:13,072 --> 00:29:14,740 - Still, I know people think I'm trouble, 713 00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:16,410 and you probably could have found somebody else 714 00:29:16,410 --> 00:29:17,820 for the job if you'd really tried. 715 00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:20,630 But, if it did become a regular gig, 716 00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:22,883 as I said, I'd be very grateful. 717 00:29:25,550 --> 00:29:26,560 - Yeah. 718 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,310 (soft pop music) 719 00:29:42,896 --> 00:29:44,780 (cell phone ringing) 720 00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,540 (car horns honking) 721 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:48,373 - Hey. 722 00:29:49,861 --> 00:29:51,611 - I can't just leave her like this. 723 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,768 Well, I don't know. 724 00:29:54,768 --> 00:29:56,490 No, she hasn't got a fever. 725 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,810 Yes, darling? 726 00:29:57,810 --> 00:29:58,773 - It's your move. 727 00:30:00,190 --> 00:30:01,260 - Well, you go back in there 728 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,860 and tell Grandma to move for me, yeah? 729 00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:04,821 - Okay. - Thank you. 730 00:30:04,821 --> 00:30:05,654 Sorry. 731 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:07,680 - No. 732 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,300 No, of course I understand. 733 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:10,850 Maybe I could come to you. 734 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,670 - We could meet for lunch on Tuesday. 735 00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:13,640 - Oh, a whole lunchtime. 736 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,290 Are you sure you can manage that? 737 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,193 Twat! 738 00:30:24,392 --> 00:30:27,309 (upbeat pop music) 739 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,227 - Harry, hello. 740 00:30:34,090 --> 00:30:35,520 Put your tongue back in. 741 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,470 There's a good boy. 742 00:30:37,872 --> 00:30:40,169 - I was just, um, 743 00:30:40,169 --> 00:30:45,169 thinking about the. 744 00:30:56,642 --> 00:30:57,602 - Mm. 745 00:30:57,602 --> 00:30:58,927 These are delicious, darling. 746 00:30:58,927 --> 00:31:00,777 You'll want royalties now, won't you? 747 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,533 - That just may be, but, 748 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,820 I can't make a peach smell like a banana, can I? 749 00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:15,653 So. 750 00:31:17,130 --> 00:31:18,043 All right. 751 00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:19,963 Cheers. 752 00:31:22,388 --> 00:31:23,221 Uh. 753 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,740 - I've always thought that you were the only one 754 00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:29,902 of Tom's friends who wasn't a fucking idiot. 755 00:31:29,902 --> 00:31:32,433 - (scoffs) I'll take that as a compliment. 756 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,713 - I've seen you looking, 757 00:31:34,713 --> 00:31:37,383 so don't even pretend you're not interested. 758 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,560 - Things happen for a reason, 759 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,010 and this was obviously meant to be. 760 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,453 I'm feeling very positive. 761 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,730 Although you have to know how to deal with negativity, 762 00:31:57,730 --> 00:32:00,723 have to know how to transform a negative into a positive. 763 00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:04,640 For example, I didn't get the job on Londoners, 764 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,710 which was a negative. 765 00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:09,160 But on the positive side, I took the power back 766 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,193 and sent my photo and CV off to the top actors' agencies. 767 00:32:13,490 --> 00:32:14,770 But they've all written back saying that 768 00:32:14,770 --> 00:32:18,033 they're not interested, which, again, is a negative. 769 00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:23,690 In other words, I didn't go to fucking RADA 770 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:25,450 or one of the other good drama schools, 771 00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:27,643 so I don't have that stamp of approval. 772 00:32:30,170 --> 00:32:32,980 Not at all interested in the classes I've attended, 773 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:34,623 or the commitment I've shown. 774 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,170 It's not all about diplomas and pieces of paper. 775 00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:39,733 What about natural talent? 776 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,580 Van Gogh didn't go to art school, 777 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:44,430 and he ended up all right, didn't he? 778 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,436 - Uh, yeah, I suppose. 779 00:32:47,436 --> 00:32:48,750 Have you seen my red pullover? 780 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:49,613 - Dry cleaners. 781 00:32:50,504 --> 00:32:51,750 - Shit. 782 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:52,720 - [Alex] Well? 783 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,670 - What? 784 00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:54,670 - How did it all go? 785 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:56,520 - Oh, it was all right. 786 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,110 Yeah. 787 00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,913 Same as these things ever are, really, you know. 788 00:32:59,913 --> 00:33:01,831 - Lars didn't disgrace himself? 789 00:33:01,831 --> 00:33:03,080 - Nope. 790 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,431 No, he was all right. 791 00:33:04,431 --> 00:33:05,510 - Are you gonna take him on permanently? 792 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:08,243 - No, no, it's just gonna be a one-off. 793 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,403 (gentle instrumental music) 794 00:33:11,403 --> 00:33:12,236 - You all right? 795 00:33:12,236 --> 00:33:13,337 - Yep. 796 00:33:13,337 --> 00:33:16,087 I'm just, I'm knackered actually. 797 00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:26,880 (cell phone ringing) 798 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,713 - Hello, babe. 799 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:29,983 Yeah, he's here. 800 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,130 It's Lars. 801 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:35,330 He says your phone's permanently turned off. 802 00:33:36,670 --> 00:33:38,970 Sorry, Lars, he's asleep. 803 00:33:38,970 --> 00:33:40,143 He looks really cute, 804 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,643 except for the dribble trailing out of his mouth. 805 00:33:43,665 --> 00:33:45,023 ♪ Looking for lads so you can ♪ 806 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,383 - Yeah, I'll tell him. 807 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,348 All right. 808 00:33:48,348 --> 00:33:51,123 ♪ Doesn't it make you cross ♪ 809 00:33:51,123 --> 00:33:53,458 ♪ And racing around ♪ 810 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:55,180 ♪ Tracking her down, trying to ♪ 811 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,010 - He says he's really looking forward to dinner, 812 00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:58,910 and can't wait to meet Alex again. 813 00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:00,570 - Oh, fuck. 814 00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:01,533 - What's going on? 815 00:34:02,577 --> 00:34:04,550 ♪ Where are you now ♪ - Nothing. 816 00:34:04,550 --> 00:34:05,630 - I know it's difficult for you. 817 00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:07,900 I'm just saying that maybe if you involve me more. 818 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,050 - Sorry, Lawrence, but you've got no idea 819 00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:10,901 what it's like being a parent. 820 00:34:10,901 --> 00:34:12,659 I have to put her first. 821 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:14,325 - Yeah, of course you do. Look, I'm not stupid. 822 00:34:14,325 --> 00:34:16,960 But it's been three months now, and in gay years, 823 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,230 we're approaching our golden wedding anniversary. 824 00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:20,810 I don't get involved with people like this. 825 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,980 For me normally it's just a bit of fun. 826 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,273 It peaces out after a few weeks. 827 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,433 I really like you, and, 828 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,850 well, it's not easy. 829 00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:34,903 This is new. 830 00:34:36,723 --> 00:34:38,650 ♪ Just what I do, living with you ♪ 831 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:39,490 - Am I boring you? 832 00:34:39,490 --> 00:34:41,960 - What, what? 833 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,920 Sorry, no. 834 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,230 Just give me a second. 835 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:47,803 ♪ Wouldn't you like to give up ♪ 836 00:34:47,803 --> 00:34:50,550 ♪ Just for one night put down the fight ♪ 837 00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:51,880 ♪ All smoke and mirrors ♪ 838 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,797 ♪ Nobody's winning ♪ 839 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:04,870 - You'll be safe. 840 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,449 They won't ravish you or anything. 841 00:35:07,449 --> 00:35:08,727 - I know. 842 00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:10,520 I'm not some kind of hick. 843 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,150 I give money to Amnesty International. 844 00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:15,083 I read The Guardian, for God's sake. 845 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:15,916 - Mm. 846 00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:18,760 - And that bloke who cuts my hair, 847 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,300 I reckon he's gay, and I don't have a problem with that, 848 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,140 so you can't accuse me of being homophobic. 849 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,817 - No one's accusing you of anything. 850 00:35:24,817 --> 00:35:28,260 You just seem a little on edge about going. 851 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,093 - Well, I'm not. 852 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:36,473 It's just, they're all gonna be gay. 853 00:35:37,530 --> 00:35:38,850 What am I gonna talk about? 854 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:40,590 - Just talk about normal stuff. 855 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:44,560 - Normal stuff for blokes is football and women's tits. 856 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,180 Now do you see my problem? 857 00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:47,480 - You're just being silly. 858 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:54,200 - Don't you have any friends who aren't gay? 859 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,513 - Yeah, of course I do. 860 00:35:59,510 --> 00:36:04,503 There's Emma, and, though I don't see much of her. 861 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,430 And there's Sharon. 862 00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:09,220 - Oh, no, Sharon's your sister. She doesn't count. 863 00:36:12,322 --> 00:36:13,988 - I don't know. I just get on with gay men. 864 00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:15,480 It's not a crime, is it? 865 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,313 - No. 866 00:36:18,269 --> 00:36:20,395 - Are you calling me a fag-hag? 867 00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:21,228 - No. 868 00:36:21,228 --> 00:36:23,070 - I'm not a fag-hag. 869 00:36:23,070 --> 00:36:24,978 - Fag-hag. (laughs) - I hate that word. 870 00:36:24,978 --> 00:36:26,561 - Get off, stop it. 871 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,670 - Look at it through her eyes. 872 00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:32,290 She's had to endure a very acrimonious divorce, 873 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:34,540 and then she loses her mother in a car crash. 874 00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,730 I know you mean well, but I can't have her 875 00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:41,250 getting to know a succession of lovers 876 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:43,030 just for them to disappear. 877 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:44,213 She needs stability. 878 00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:46,220 - A succession? 879 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:47,880 - Oh, that's hardly the point, is it? 880 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,166 - I just want to say, I think you're great. 881 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,480 - Oh, just fuck off. 882 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,050 I'm sorry, I meant, 883 00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:55,300 fuck off, I'm having a private conversation. 884 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,430 - Sorry. 885 00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:58,030 - Any other day, just not today. 886 00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:01,750 So, is this the way it's gonna be? 887 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:02,583 - Oh, please. 888 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:04,184 I've already got one nine-year-old who likes tantrums. 889 00:37:04,184 --> 00:37:06,170 (people chattering in foreign language) 890 00:37:06,170 --> 00:37:08,270 - Yeah, I know. 891 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,070 Well, I picked up a couple of stickers anyway. 892 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:11,510 Madonna. 893 00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:13,060 Yeah. 894 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:13,893 Yeah. 895 00:37:15,030 --> 00:37:16,316 Well, why don't I call everybody 896 00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:18,520 and just, you know, put it off for awhile? 897 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,020 Well, you've been through a lot recently, haven't you? 898 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:24,833 The meat will freeze, and you can pick up the veg tomorrow. 899 00:37:26,269 --> 00:37:27,102 All right. 900 00:37:28,147 --> 00:37:29,250 I've not been trying to cancel it, 901 00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:32,730 I just didn't think you'd feel up for it, that's all. 902 00:37:32,730 --> 00:37:33,690 All right. 903 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:35,210 Well, I'll see you later. 904 00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:36,043 I love you. 905 00:37:38,016 --> 00:37:38,975 Fuck. 906 00:37:38,975 --> 00:37:41,166 (people chattering in foreign language) 907 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:41,999 Fuck. 908 00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:45,150 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 909 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,153 - Hm. 910 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,110 Well, I suppose it bears 911 00:37:50,110 --> 00:37:52,363 a superficial likeness to his style, 912 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,720 and it could be by one of his followers. 913 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,420 But if, as you hope, it's a preparatory 914 00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:03,280 drawing for a finished work, I don't recognize it. 915 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,700 And without that connection to something known to be by him, 916 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,183 it doesn't stand a chance of being accepted. 917 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,830 And let's face it. 918 00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:16,293 Things like that aren't found in charity shops, are they? 919 00:38:17,835 --> 00:38:20,585 (soft pop music) 920 00:38:24,882 --> 00:38:27,002 - Cherries, apricot crisps. 921 00:38:27,002 --> 00:38:29,582 - [Alex] And we got the avocados. 922 00:38:29,582 --> 00:38:33,122 ♪ One more night ♪ 923 00:38:33,122 --> 00:38:34,453 - [Alex] Great. 924 00:38:34,453 --> 00:38:35,286 - [Grocer] Have a good day, thank you. 925 00:38:35,286 --> 00:38:37,282 ♪ Maybe one still sighs ♪ 926 00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:38,699 - Okay, cherries. 927 00:38:40,035 --> 00:38:43,299 ♪ On the rest of your life ♪ 928 00:38:43,299 --> 00:38:46,136 ♪ One husband or wife ♪ 929 00:38:46,136 --> 00:38:49,560 ♪ It's all over ♪ 930 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:54,560 ♪ Now ♪ 931 00:38:55,477 --> 00:39:00,228 ♪ One more try ♪ 932 00:39:00,228 --> 00:39:05,228 ♪ 'til you want to waken ♪ 933 00:39:05,892 --> 00:39:09,417 ♪ Curious but confined ♪ 934 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,872 ♪ Reserved but resigned ♪ 935 00:39:11,872 --> 00:39:15,588 ♪ It's all over ♪ 936 00:39:15,588 --> 00:39:17,421 ♪ Now ♪ 937 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,495 - Oh, Harry, will you please keep stirring? 938 00:39:25,495 --> 00:39:27,662 It's not that complicated. 939 00:39:29,261 --> 00:39:31,201 (knocking on door) 940 00:39:31,201 --> 00:39:33,189 You'll have to get that. 941 00:39:33,189 --> 00:39:36,022 (clearing throat) 942 00:39:39,595 --> 00:39:41,914 - Hello, come in. - Hi. 943 00:39:41,914 --> 00:39:43,560 - Mwah, you look fabulous. 944 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,930 - Thank you, Paul. - Hi. 945 00:39:44,930 --> 00:39:45,770 - Harry, Harry, Paul. - Hello. 946 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:46,650 - Hello. 947 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,795 - He hasn't met gay people before, and he's fascinated. 948 00:39:48,795 --> 00:39:50,120 (Harry chuckles) - No, I'm not. 949 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,786 Ignore her. - It's all right, don't worry. 950 00:39:51,786 --> 00:39:53,170 I know what she's like. 951 00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:54,060 Help yourselves to drinks. 952 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:56,144 I'm just on stirring duty. 953 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,210 (food sizzling) 954 00:39:57,210 --> 00:39:58,043 - [Alex] Oi. 955 00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:01,570 - See, I told you it would be different. 956 00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:07,463 - That's gay. 957 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:10,750 - I have scented candles. 958 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:11,583 - You're a woman. 959 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,863 Straight man, never. 960 00:40:21,827 --> 00:40:24,494 (knocker bangs) 961 00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:28,503 - Hi, come in. - Harry. 962 00:40:28,503 --> 00:40:29,760 - Hi. - This is Lawrence. 963 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,760 - Hello, hi. 964 00:40:41,410 --> 00:40:42,670 - Hello again. 965 00:40:42,670 --> 00:40:43,660 - Oh, you two have met? 966 00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:44,708 - We've met. 967 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,840 - Yes. 968 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,580 You used to go with one of my exes, didn't you? 969 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,130 That French guy. 970 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:50,400 What was his name? 971 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,180 - (chuckles) You make him sound like one of your castoffs. 972 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:55,200 And it was Marcel. 973 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,940 - Oh, that's right. 974 00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:59,923 How could I forget Marcel Proust? 975 00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:03,620 - It was Muriac, not Proust. 976 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:04,453 - Yes, I know. 977 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,743 - Then why did you say Proust? 978 00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:09,643 - It was a joke. 979 00:41:09,643 --> 00:41:10,763 Not very funny. 980 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:15,063 Marcel Proust, the author. 981 00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:18,435 (chuckling) 982 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:20,306 - Whatever. 983 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,300 - Sherry? 984 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:24,133 - Yes, please. 985 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,960 - I was going to leave you to introduce yourselves. 986 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,333 I'm gonna. (whistles) 987 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,137 - Louise, this is Lawrence. 988 00:41:37,137 --> 00:41:38,763 - Paul. - Paul. 989 00:41:39,856 --> 00:41:40,689 Lawrence. 990 00:41:51,072 --> 00:41:51,905 - It's all right. 991 00:41:51,905 --> 00:41:54,933 Don't worry, I'm fine. (food sizzles) 992 00:42:03,050 --> 00:42:04,880 - I saw you a couple of weeks ago, 993 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,680 when I was with Alex. 994 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,513 - Really? 995 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,770 - Haven't seen you in ages. 996 00:42:12,770 --> 00:42:13,780 How are you? 997 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:15,617 - Yeah, I'm all right. 998 00:42:19,463 --> 00:42:21,200 - I suppose if I choked on something, 999 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,790 you'd know what to do, wouldn't you? 1000 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:23,623 - Why? 1001 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:27,020 - Well, you're on that doctors thing, aren't you? 1002 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:27,910 - It's not real. 1003 00:42:27,910 --> 00:42:28,913 It's television. 1004 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,314 - I think he knows that. 1005 00:42:32,314 --> 00:42:36,064 (gentle instrumental music) 1006 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:40,956 (sniffing softly) 1007 00:42:41,830 --> 00:42:43,480 - Hello, oh. - Sorry, hi. 1008 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,730 Hi. 1009 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:45,563 - Hello. - Hi. 1010 00:42:51,377 --> 00:42:52,210 - What? 1011 00:42:56,310 --> 00:42:57,970 - Hi. - Aren't you that doctor? 1012 00:42:57,970 --> 00:42:58,803 - Nurse. 1013 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,933 - Lars. 1014 00:43:01,933 --> 00:43:02,850 - Lawrence. 1015 00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:11,369 (sighs) 1016 00:43:13,731 --> 00:43:14,564 (woman laughs) 1017 00:43:14,564 --> 00:43:18,314 (gentle instrumental music) 1018 00:43:20,287 --> 00:43:23,687 ♪ Da da da da ♪ 1019 00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:25,770 ♪ Da-ah ♪ 1020 00:43:26,701 --> 00:43:27,534 - Oh William, we're thinking of doing one 1021 00:43:27,534 --> 00:43:29,980 of those shit daytime antique shows. 1022 00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:31,200 We're looking for experts. 1023 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,310 I use the term loosely. 1024 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,070 But if it comes off, are you interested? 1025 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:36,190 It's not going to be very glamorous, though. 1026 00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:37,910 You're going to be grubbing around at boot fairs 1027 00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:39,900 at seven in the morning with fatties. 1028 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:40,733 - Where from? 1029 00:43:40,733 --> 00:43:42,490 - Corby? - Sounds like heaven. 1030 00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:43,323 - Red or white? 1031 00:43:45,198 --> 00:43:46,640 Have you not heard about this? 1032 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,780 It's new gay wine. 1033 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,470 - Where did you get it? 1034 00:43:50,470 --> 00:43:51,668 - It's mail order at the moment, 1035 00:43:51,668 --> 00:43:53,840 but they do it by the glass at Balans. 1036 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,400 They've developed these gay grapes 1037 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,710 that are only pollinated by other male grapes. 1038 00:43:58,710 --> 00:44:00,073 - Really? - No. 1039 00:44:00,073 --> 00:44:01,140 (laughing) 1040 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,287 No, I just shaved the labels off 1041 00:44:02,287 --> 00:44:04,090 and made these on the computer. 1042 00:44:04,090 --> 00:44:05,050 - That's not funny. 1043 00:44:05,050 --> 00:44:06,455 - I told you. 1044 00:44:06,455 --> 00:44:08,540 - Could I have the straight white, please? 1045 00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:09,755 Oh, loosen up, Tom. 1046 00:44:09,755 --> 00:44:11,060 Come on. 1047 00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:12,709 - Yeah, all right. 1048 00:44:12,709 --> 00:44:14,409 - It'll be about 20 minutes, guys. 1049 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:20,450 So, William, tell me, how did you two lovebirds meet? 1050 00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:22,200 - I sold him a table. 1051 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,533 When I delivered it, I asked him out for a drink. 1052 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:29,040 - A retsina, I suppose. - Sorry? 1053 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:29,873 - Retsina. 1054 00:44:29,873 --> 00:44:30,706 Greek wine. 1055 00:44:30,706 --> 00:44:32,980 Nurse Zorba, or whatever he's called. 1056 00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:34,493 - Costa, and it's retsina. 1057 00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:37,730 - [Harry] How's George? 1058 00:44:37,730 --> 00:44:38,950 I haven't seen her for ages. 1059 00:44:38,950 --> 00:44:41,522 - She's a handful, but she's great. 1060 00:44:41,522 --> 00:44:43,380 - She's a great kid, isn't she? 1061 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:44,764 - I wouldn't know. 1062 00:44:44,764 --> 00:44:45,990 ♪ Gotta catch it ♪ 1063 00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:48,400 - Lars said he had a great time on House Swap. 1064 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,657 - Oh, what were you doing on it? 1065 00:44:49,657 --> 00:44:51,400 - Bit of this, bit of that. 1066 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,913 You know, general handyman. 1067 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:55,953 How was I? 1068 00:44:55,953 --> 00:44:56,786 You never did say. 1069 00:44:57,713 --> 00:44:59,550 - Oh, fine. 1070 00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:00,573 Absolutely fine. 1071 00:45:03,102 --> 00:45:04,252 Has it been 20 minutes? 1072 00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:08,255 I can't wait. 1073 00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:13,415 (glasses clinking) 1074 00:45:13,415 --> 00:45:16,887 (happy chattering) 1075 00:45:16,887 --> 00:45:19,522 - How's that wine? (Louise laughs) 1076 00:45:19,522 --> 00:45:20,368 - Okay, go on, love. 1077 00:45:20,368 --> 00:45:21,535 I'll go again. 1078 00:45:22,622 --> 00:45:24,912 - Mm. - No, I don't want to talk. 1079 00:45:24,912 --> 00:45:27,245 - [Tom] This is really good. 1080 00:45:30,084 --> 00:45:32,424 - [Louise] That's how we met. 1081 00:45:32,424 --> 00:45:34,130 ♪ When will we know ♪ 1082 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:38,065 ♪ This is all ♪ 1083 00:45:38,065 --> 00:45:39,409 ♪ When will we know ♪ 1084 00:45:39,409 --> 00:45:40,810 - They want me to sign for another two years, 1085 00:45:40,810 --> 00:45:41,990 but it's too long. 1086 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,350 It means I wouldn't be able to do anything else, 1087 00:45:43,350 --> 00:45:46,533 and there's talk of a couple of films in the pipeline. 1088 00:45:46,533 --> 00:45:48,150 - That's great. 1089 00:45:48,150 --> 00:45:50,501 How's your acting coming along? 1090 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:51,780 I haven't seen you in anything. 1091 00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:53,300 You know, you really must tell Tom and I 1092 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:54,133 next time you do something. 1093 00:45:54,133 --> 00:45:58,310 We'll come along and support you. (chuckles) 1094 00:45:58,310 --> 00:45:59,710 - I'll make sure to do that. 1095 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,070 Oh, and you must make sure to invite me 1096 00:46:03,070 --> 00:46:06,123 and Harry to your first gig at Carnegie Hall. 1097 00:46:10,540 --> 00:46:12,683 - So, Lawrence, how did you two meet? 1098 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:16,230 - Still met when I bought a dining table from him. 1099 00:46:16,230 --> 00:46:17,117 - Oh, yeah, right. 1100 00:46:17,117 --> 00:46:17,950 Sorry. 1101 00:46:17,950 --> 00:46:19,423 - And what a happy day that was. 1102 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,084 That was the start of a brand new experience for me. 1103 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:24,590 I've never had an affair before. 1104 00:46:24,590 --> 00:46:25,580 It's quite exciting. 1105 00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:28,670 Stolen afternoons, furtive meetings. 1106 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:30,400 - You're seeing someone else as well as William? 1107 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,233 - No. 1108 00:46:31,233 --> 00:46:32,066 To quote someone, there is 1109 00:46:32,066 --> 00:46:34,200 a third person in this relationship. 1110 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,490 - Don't be an asshole, Lawrence. 1111 00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:37,323 Listen to yourself. 1112 00:46:37,323 --> 00:46:39,210 You're jealous of a nine-year-old girl. 1113 00:46:40,661 --> 00:46:43,500 - I'm not jealous, and I'm not an asshole. 1114 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:44,333 - Really. 1115 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,170 - I was reading a report the other day 1116 00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:51,378 that said that children brought up by gay parents are half-- 1117 00:46:51,378 --> 00:46:53,100 - Yeah, yeah, Tom. 1118 00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,680 Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not 1119 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,040 a campaigner for gay parenting. 1120 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,510 Georgie isn't, of course. 1121 00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:02,530 I'm sure I'm doing everything wrong. 1122 00:47:02,530 --> 00:47:03,770 All I'm trying to do is bring her up 1123 00:47:03,770 --> 00:47:05,570 in an environment where she can feel secure, 1124 00:47:05,570 --> 00:47:07,980 and I'm doing that the best way I know how. 1125 00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:09,870 I'm fucking sorry if she gets in the way. 1126 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:12,243 - Okay, that is not what I said or meant. 1127 00:47:14,741 --> 00:47:17,290 There's very little point in carrying on with this. 1128 00:47:18,613 --> 00:47:20,930 And there's a double meaning in that. 1129 00:47:20,930 --> 00:47:22,900 You can caricature me as being 1130 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,667 a spiteful, jealous queen, if you like, 1131 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:27,210 but you cannot keep her in a bubble. 1132 00:47:27,210 --> 00:47:28,510 She will get hurt again. 1133 00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:30,430 She will meet people who she will get close to, 1134 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:33,133 and they will go away, but that's life. 1135 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,110 You cannot control everything, William. 1136 00:47:39,070 --> 00:47:40,307 I'll see myself out. 1137 00:47:41,983 --> 00:47:44,565 ♪ Don't fall ♪ 1138 00:47:44,565 --> 00:47:47,626 ♪ But ♪ 1139 00:47:47,626 --> 00:47:49,408 ♪ You fall ♪ 1140 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:52,227 ♪ You fall into my arms ♪ 1141 00:47:52,227 --> 00:47:54,008 - Aren't you going to run after him? 1142 00:47:54,008 --> 00:47:54,841 You've done everything short of putting 1143 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:56,792 your tongue down his throat this evening. 1144 00:47:56,792 --> 00:47:59,200 - I don't run after people. 1145 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,260 They run after me. 1146 00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:01,613 Don't they, Harry? 1147 00:48:06,107 --> 00:48:09,240 - What's that supposed to mean? 1148 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,973 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1149 00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:16,960 Harry wouldn't touch you with a sterilized bath pole. 1150 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,793 - Really? 1151 00:48:22,370 --> 00:48:23,600 - Nothing. 1152 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,433 No. 1153 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:28,163 He tried it on, and I turned him down. 1154 00:48:30,130 --> 00:48:32,200 His pride's hurt, and he knows he's blown it with the show. 1155 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,640 I didn't want to say anything to you, 1156 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,980 'cause I knew you'd go mad. 1157 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:36,060 You're a fucking maniac. 1158 00:48:36,060 --> 00:48:38,060 - You should have told him, like I said. 1159 00:48:39,890 --> 00:48:41,233 - How could you? 1160 00:48:42,635 --> 00:48:43,468 - (chuckles) It's not me. 1161 00:48:43,468 --> 00:48:44,820 It's your freak of a boyfriend. 1162 00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:45,993 It's fucking Robo-cock. 1163 00:48:46,954 --> 00:48:49,540 (gentle instrumental music) 1164 00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:50,373 - How could you? 1165 00:48:54,946 --> 00:48:59,946 ♪ Leave the trouble behind ♪ 1166 00:49:02,048 --> 00:49:07,048 ♪ Just food for the wild ♪ 1167 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:12,341 ♪ Don't, let's ♪ 1168 00:49:12,341 --> 00:49:13,174 - Morning. 1169 00:49:13,174 --> 00:49:14,983 ♪ Bring you down ♪ 1170 00:49:14,983 --> 00:49:17,528 - That was fantastic. 1171 00:49:17,528 --> 00:49:18,361 - Mm-hm? 1172 00:49:19,610 --> 00:49:20,443 - Last night. 1173 00:49:21,870 --> 00:49:23,260 - Thank you. 1174 00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,423 - No, not that. 1175 00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:26,720 - Cheers. 1176 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:28,510 - No, no, that as well. 1177 00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:29,683 But the dinner. 1178 00:49:30,754 --> 00:49:32,204 It was like something out of, 1179 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,120 people would pay money to see that on stage. 1180 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:36,953 - Mm. 1181 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,760 - Is that what all gay people are like? 1182 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:41,673 - Pretty much. 1183 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,393 - Wow. 1184 00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:00,013 - Oh, god. 1185 00:50:02,171 --> 00:50:04,254 (sighs) 1186 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,290 There's something you want to tell me, isn't there? 1187 00:50:08,290 --> 00:50:11,040 Something you've never been able to tell anyone before? 1188 00:50:13,073 --> 00:50:14,073 - Like what? 1189 00:50:16,731 --> 00:50:18,814 - You're gay, aren't you? 1190 00:50:19,961 --> 00:50:20,794 - What? 1191 00:50:23,002 --> 00:50:24,340 - It had to happen to me one day. 1192 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:27,400 You know the cliche, fag-hag finds Mr. Right, 1193 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,363 only for him to turn out gay. 1194 00:50:30,290 --> 00:50:31,340 - [Paul] I'm not gay. 1195 00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:33,760 - Yes, you are. 1196 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,730 You haven't admitted it to yourself, but-- 1197 00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:39,383 - I promise you, I am not gay. 1198 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,920 - Well, you would say that, wouldn't you? 1199 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,070 - Yeah, and I'd also say it if it was true. 1200 00:50:50,474 --> 00:50:55,474 - You'd better not be. (chuckles) 1201 00:50:56,542 --> 00:51:00,107 Ah, mm. 1202 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:05,450 - So, I'm Mr. Right, am I? 1203 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,310 - Mr. Right Now, maybe. 1204 00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:10,644 - Ooh. - Ooh. 1205 00:51:10,644 --> 00:51:11,871 - I'll give you gay. 1206 00:51:11,871 --> 00:51:14,316 Come here. 1207 00:51:14,316 --> 00:51:17,399 ♪ Don't go to pieces ♪ 1208 00:51:27,999 --> 00:51:29,340 - Morning. 1209 00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:31,073 - I'm feeling very positive. 1210 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,673 - I've been thinking, 1211 00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:35,532 maybe Harry didn't-- 1212 00:51:35,532 --> 00:51:36,365 - Who? 1213 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,830 - Lars was mad enough to have made it up. 1214 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:41,163 - Oh, please. 1215 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,620 He'd been acting guiltily ever since he got back. 1216 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:47,910 Anyway, why wouldn't he? 1217 00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:49,460 What have I got to offer? 1218 00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:50,653 - You've got plenty. 1219 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:53,370 - Morning. 1220 00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:56,130 - Oh, thanks again for letting me stop. 1221 00:51:56,130 --> 00:51:57,690 This is a test. 1222 00:51:57,690 --> 00:52:00,720 Until now, I've been too focused on relationships. 1223 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:03,380 Well from now on, I'm going to concentrate on my acting, 1224 00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:06,183 put negative thoughts behind me, and move forward. 1225 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,983 Oh, I put the cereals over there. 1226 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:12,980 - Oh, all-grain pyramid. 1227 00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:13,813 Excellent. 1228 00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:19,046 - Where did you get that from at four in the morning? 1229 00:52:19,046 --> 00:52:21,350 - Oh, I found it in one of the cupboards. 1230 00:52:21,350 --> 00:52:22,810 - Well, it's not mine. 1231 00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:24,589 It must have been left there by one of my exes. 1232 00:52:24,589 --> 00:52:27,506 (chuckling softly) 1233 00:52:28,490 --> 00:52:29,323 - Hm. 1234 00:52:33,213 --> 00:52:36,130 (upbeat pop music) 1235 00:52:43,122 --> 00:52:48,122 ♪ One thing you should know about me ♪ 1236 00:52:48,178 --> 00:52:53,178 ♪ Sometimes my life goes all the way down ♪ 1237 00:52:53,467 --> 00:52:58,467 ♪ So deeply that I cannot see ♪ 1238 00:52:58,781 --> 00:53:03,781 ♪ The one thing to save me ♪ 1239 00:53:03,975 --> 00:53:08,975 ♪ One thing you should know about me ♪ 1240 00:53:09,223 --> 00:53:14,223 ♪ Sometimes the night blows all the way through me ♪ 1241 00:53:14,578 --> 00:53:19,578 ♪ And it puts out the light inside me ♪ 1242 00:53:20,103 --> 00:53:25,053 ♪ Might make nothing of me ♪ 1243 00:53:25,053 --> 00:53:27,435 ♪ And I ♪ 1244 00:53:27,435 --> 00:53:30,678 ♪ I can't wake up, wake up ♪ 1245 00:53:30,678 --> 00:53:31,924 ♪ You know how ♪ 1246 00:53:31,924 --> 00:53:33,473 - Where have you been? 1247 00:53:33,473 --> 00:53:34,953 - Fucking. 1248 00:53:34,953 --> 00:53:36,627 - I never know when you're serious. 1249 00:53:36,627 --> 00:53:37,920 - I'm going to bed. 1250 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,023 - Just tell me the truth. 1251 00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:43,170 What happened between you and Harry? 1252 00:53:44,086 --> 00:53:45,086 - What do you think? 1253 00:53:46,188 --> 00:53:47,710 ♪ I try ♪ 1254 00:53:47,710 --> 00:53:51,090 - I think that maybe Harry suggested 1255 00:53:51,090 --> 00:53:53,420 that they might take you on the show permanently. 1256 00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:55,970 I'm not saying you did a sort of casting couch, 1257 00:53:55,970 --> 00:53:59,150 but perhaps one thing led to another, 1258 00:53:59,150 --> 00:54:03,143 and you both regretted it afterwards. 1259 00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,620 Is that what happened? 1260 00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:08,413 - Yeah, you're so clever. 1261 00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:11,091 I'm going to bed. 1262 00:54:11,091 --> 00:54:13,554 ♪ I'm here all alone ♪ 1263 00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:17,554 ♪ It might get the better of me ♪ 1264 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:21,360 - I didn't know you smoked. 1265 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,786 - Special occasion. 1266 00:54:22,786 --> 00:54:24,183 ♪ Wake up ♪ 1267 00:54:24,183 --> 00:54:27,600 ♪ With you not beside me ♪ 1268 00:54:37,133 --> 00:54:40,216 (cell phone ringing) 1269 00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:44,270 (sighs) 1270 00:54:44,270 --> 00:54:45,783 - Just leave me alone. 1271 00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:50,310 I don't believe you. 1272 00:54:50,310 --> 00:54:51,143 There's nothing you can say that's 1273 00:54:51,143 --> 00:54:52,410 gonna make any difference, 1274 00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:54,010 so why don't you just stop this? 1275 00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:56,530 All you're doing is upsetting me, 1276 00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:57,500 so if that's what you want to do, 1277 00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:58,950 then you're doing a good job. 1278 00:55:03,525 --> 00:55:04,358 (sighs) 1279 00:55:04,358 --> 00:55:06,530 - Shame, I liked him. 1280 00:55:06,530 --> 00:55:08,060 - Mm, me too. 1281 00:55:08,060 --> 00:55:09,460 - No, I meant Lars. 1282 00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:10,540 - Thanks. 1283 00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:12,023 - Well, he was a bit of all right, wasn't he? 1284 00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,540 Are you sure there wasn't any scratching 1285 00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:17,770 on bedroom doors after we'd all gone to bed? 1286 00:55:17,770 --> 00:55:19,585 - I stand no chance, do I? 1287 00:55:19,585 --> 00:55:21,753 You're in the fucking hotel, and you don't believe me. 1288 00:55:23,548 --> 00:55:26,980 (both chuckling) 1289 00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:30,380 - You know, I'd forgotten how provincial this place was. 1290 00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:32,650 I stopped off at that cafe in Stafford Street 1291 00:55:32,650 --> 00:55:33,850 to get a takeaway mocha. 1292 00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:35,883 Big mistake. 1293 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:39,060 The dozy cow serving me looked like she'd only ever read 1294 00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:40,993 about them in celebrity magazines. 1295 00:55:42,148 --> 00:55:43,410 Are you from London? 1296 00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:45,243 - Oh, it's the poof. 1297 00:55:45,243 --> 00:55:47,127 - It's the missing link. - Stop it, you two. 1298 00:55:47,127 --> 00:55:48,500 Oi, oi, oi, oi! 1299 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:50,063 Boots off my furniture. 1300 00:55:51,283 --> 00:55:53,460 - (sighs) How long's he here for? 1301 00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:55,100 - As long as I like. 1302 00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:57,210 - Tell him he can't go out 'til it's dark. 1303 00:55:57,210 --> 00:55:58,940 I've got a reputation. 1304 00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:00,190 - Leave him alone. 1305 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,940 He's had an upset. 1306 00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:03,252 - Broken a nail? 1307 00:56:03,252 --> 00:56:06,100 - (scoffs) If you must know, 1308 00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:07,437 I've got a married woman pregnant, 1309 00:56:07,437 --> 00:56:09,387 and the husband's after me. 1310 00:56:09,387 --> 00:56:13,311 (gentle instrumental music) 1311 00:56:13,311 --> 00:56:15,061 Oh god, you're thick. 1312 00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:25,300 - It's so beautiful. 1313 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:27,010 He was a real genius, Ray. 1314 00:56:27,010 --> 00:56:28,500 - Oh, very much, sir. 1315 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:32,040 - And he painted the Mona Lisa. 1316 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,873 - Well done. 1317 00:56:32,873 --> 00:56:33,730 You're right, he did. 1318 00:56:33,730 --> 00:56:36,570 - The most famous painting in the world, 1319 00:56:36,570 --> 00:56:38,650 and it was done by a gay man. 1320 00:56:38,650 --> 00:56:41,920 - That would make such a statement in the hallway. 1321 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,713 - If we can agree on the price. 1322 00:56:44,981 --> 00:56:45,814 - Can I have a word? 1323 00:56:45,814 --> 00:56:47,500 - I am rather busy at the moment. 1324 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:48,333 - Can't wait. 1325 00:56:49,570 --> 00:56:50,793 - Would you excuse me? 1326 00:56:56,890 --> 00:56:58,470 Lars has told me what happened. 1327 00:56:58,470 --> 00:56:59,510 - Has he? 1328 00:56:59,510 --> 00:57:01,270 - [Tom] And I've forgiven him. 1329 00:57:01,270 --> 00:57:03,230 - Have you fucking really? 1330 00:57:03,230 --> 00:57:06,567 - He is a very good-looking man, 1331 00:57:06,567 --> 00:57:09,480 and I know how tempting it must have been, 1332 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,417 but he's very vulnerable at the moment. 1333 00:57:10,417 --> 00:57:11,500 - Oh, Tom, grow up. 1334 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,090 You're pathetic. 1335 00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:15,520 Just tell that maniac to call Alex and tell him the truth. 1336 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,689 - I can't do that, Harry. 1337 00:57:17,689 --> 00:57:19,700 - If you want to pay hookers and pretend it's love, 1338 00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:20,660 that's up to you, but it's a different 1339 00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:22,203 ballgame when it affects me. 1340 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,397 Sorry to interrupt, 1341 00:57:35,397 --> 00:57:37,510 but I had to tell Tom, they've just 1342 00:57:37,510 --> 00:57:40,070 unearthed documents in Florence. 1343 00:57:40,070 --> 00:57:42,030 Leonardo wasn't gay. 1344 00:57:42,030 --> 00:57:43,530 Said it was a publicity stunt. 1345 00:58:01,490 --> 00:58:02,440 - Sorry, no chips. 1346 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,670 How will you survive? 1347 00:58:03,670 --> 00:58:04,890 - What's that? 1348 00:58:04,890 --> 00:58:06,810 - Oh, it's an olive. 1349 00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:07,973 It's from foreign. 1350 00:58:10,034 --> 00:58:11,510 - [Woman] It looks lovely, Alex. 1351 00:58:11,510 --> 00:58:13,570 You always were a very good cook. 1352 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,900 - So, nothing happened with that job on Londoners? 1353 00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:20,283 - It was such a blessing in disguise. 1354 00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:23,850 - How long you gonna give it, Alex? 1355 00:58:23,850 --> 00:58:25,480 - Tell him not to start, Mum. 1356 00:58:26,652 --> 00:58:29,493 - I'm just saying you can't go on forever. 1357 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,490 - Listen, I know that I'm going to make it. 1358 00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:40,060 There's no doubt in my mind about that. 1359 00:58:40,060 --> 00:58:41,220 I don't expect you to understand. 1360 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:42,193 I always knew that I was different. 1361 00:58:42,193 --> 00:58:45,713 - You can say that again. (chuckles) 1362 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,660 - If you think about it, what is the main difference 1363 00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:51,430 between those that make it and those that don't? 1364 00:58:51,430 --> 00:58:52,850 - Don't know. 1365 00:58:52,850 --> 00:58:54,240 I'm sure you're going to tell us. 1366 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,190 - It's talent, for a start. 1367 00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:59,320 - Perseverance. 1368 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,130 Never giving up when the going gets tough, 1369 00:59:01,130 --> 00:59:03,520 never taking no for an answer. 1370 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,673 - That's the spirit. 1371 00:59:05,630 --> 00:59:08,233 That's gonna keep this country great. 1372 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,313 - Look, I'm not saying that you can't try, 1373 00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:17,587 but maybe you should think about getting a trade as well. 1374 00:59:17,587 --> 00:59:19,526 You can try and be famous on your days off. 1375 00:59:19,526 --> 00:59:22,540 - (scoffs) This is pointless, isn't it? 1376 00:59:22,540 --> 00:59:23,801 Mum, you can tell me now. 1377 00:59:23,801 --> 00:59:24,880 I'm old enough to take it. 1378 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,223 I was adopted, right? 1379 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:32,260 Listen, if you're happy living this small-town, 1380 00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:35,453 small expectations existence, that's fine with me. 1381 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,440 If you're happy that the most exciting 1382 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,610 thing you've got to look forward to 1383 00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:41,973 is the Whitby shop, then who's stopping you? 1384 00:59:43,530 --> 00:59:44,603 But I want more. 1385 00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:48,750 - But don't you think you might be confusing 1386 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:50,190 being a homosexual with-- 1387 00:59:50,190 --> 00:59:51,553 - A homosexual? 1388 00:59:52,507 --> 00:59:54,395 (chuckling) 1389 00:59:54,395 --> 00:59:55,680 - It's the right word, isn't it? 1390 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,460 - Yes, if this was 1948. 1391 00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:00,080 - All right. 1392 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,790 Do you think you're confusing being gay 1393 01:00:02,790 --> 01:00:04,700 with wanting to be famous? 1394 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:07,150 You felt different, and you're confusing the two. 1395 01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:12,007 - It's not about being famous. 1396 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,764 It's about having something in you that, 1397 01:00:17,764 --> 01:00:18,993 oh, what's the point? 1398 01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:24,023 - Don't know what the big deal is about being gay. 1399 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,620 Why does it have to make gay people want to be actors 1400 01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:30,200 and hairdressers and fashion designers? 1401 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,800 Why can't you have a normal job? 1402 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:34,747 Why can't you be a gay bus driver, like me? 1403 01:00:34,747 --> 01:00:36,518 (laughing) 1404 01:00:36,518 --> 01:00:39,470 - I don't think you meant that the way it sounded, Dad. 1405 01:00:39,470 --> 01:00:42,600 - I'm only using bus driver as an example. 1406 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,960 You could be a butcher, or work in a factory. 1407 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:48,580 - Hello, I'm Alex. 1408 01:00:48,580 --> 01:00:50,030 I don't think we've ever met. 1409 01:00:51,095 --> 01:00:53,150 (cell phone ringing) - Hang on. That's your agent. 1410 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,500 Got the lead in that snuff movie. 1411 01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:56,738 - What movie? 1412 01:00:56,738 --> 01:00:58,238 - Nothing, Mother. 1413 01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:03,236 (sighs) 1414 01:01:03,236 --> 01:01:04,903 - Is that him again? 1415 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,743 - Come on, he was all right, for a poof. 1416 01:01:10,161 --> 01:01:11,970 I don't know what you're making such a palaver about. 1417 01:01:11,970 --> 01:01:14,920 - Oh, and what part of the palaver am I making too much of? 1418 01:01:15,835 --> 01:01:16,668 - You'd have thought poofs would 1419 01:01:16,668 --> 01:01:18,550 have figured it out, wouldn't you? 1420 01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:20,540 No, I mean, men 1421 01:01:21,810 --> 01:01:24,320 should understand the way other men think. 1422 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,070 It's not like women, where they're a different species. 1423 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,710 Men want to sleep around, Alex. 1424 01:01:29,710 --> 01:01:30,543 It's in the genes. 1425 01:01:30,543 --> 01:01:32,280 It's instinct. 1426 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,760 Now, you can't explain that to a woman, 1427 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,640 but you'd have thought a man would have got it. 1428 01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,683 Just a bodily function, mate. 1429 01:01:36,683 --> 01:01:38,470 Doesn't mean anything. 1430 01:01:38,470 --> 01:01:41,653 - Oh, so that's why Sandra finished with you, then. 1431 01:01:42,494 --> 01:01:45,494 (upbeat pop music) 1432 01:01:49,238 --> 01:01:54,238 ♪ Hm ♪ 1433 01:01:57,925 --> 01:02:01,346 ♪ Picture this and sail away ♪ 1434 01:02:01,346 --> 01:02:06,346 ♪ On a cloud that's going your way ♪ 1435 01:02:07,395 --> 01:02:09,151 ♪ Make a wish and watch it all ♪ 1436 01:02:09,151 --> 01:02:11,884 - Aw. (chuckling softly) 1437 01:02:11,884 --> 01:02:16,884 ♪ Go the way it's going to ♪ 1438 01:02:17,154 --> 01:02:21,717 ♪ Call it all impossible ♪ 1439 01:02:21,717 --> 01:02:24,060 ♪ Breaking all the rules with ♪ 1440 01:02:24,060 --> 01:02:29,060 ♪ Love ♪ 1441 01:02:31,347 --> 01:02:33,264 ♪ Love ♪ 1442 01:02:36,110 --> 01:02:38,642 - [Man] Will you bloody hurry up? 1443 01:02:38,642 --> 01:02:40,912 ♪ And simplify ♪ 1444 01:02:40,912 --> 01:02:45,912 ♪ The things that made your teeth grind ♪ 1445 01:02:46,627 --> 01:02:50,173 ♪ Put the bliss on overdrive ♪ 1446 01:02:50,173 --> 01:02:51,665 ♪ 'Til there ain't nothing left inside ♪ 1447 01:02:51,665 --> 01:02:52,765 - Keep your head down. 1448 01:02:56,336 --> 01:03:00,951 ♪ Calling all unusuals ♪ 1449 01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:02,653 ♪ Waking up the neighbors ♪ 1450 01:03:02,653 --> 01:03:04,610 - I suppose getting a flat will be difficult, 1451 01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:06,880 with the deposit and everything. 1452 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:07,733 - I'll survive. 1453 01:03:08,990 --> 01:03:09,823 - Here. 1454 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:11,833 Take this. 1455 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,230 Buy us a yacht when you get famous. 1456 01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:18,173 Take it. 1457 01:03:19,247 --> 01:03:21,147 Get yourself a new dress or something. 1458 01:03:28,667 --> 01:03:29,631 - Pig. 1459 01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:33,592 (upbeat instrumental music) 1460 01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:36,759 (vocalists whistling) 1461 01:04:10,131 --> 01:04:11,936 There's a good boy. 1462 01:04:11,936 --> 01:04:13,124 Yes, you are. 1463 01:04:13,124 --> 01:04:14,180 Yes, you are. 1464 01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:16,293 You're daddy's little boy, aren't you? 1465 01:04:18,340 --> 01:04:19,533 Who needs a boyfriend? 1466 01:04:20,370 --> 01:04:22,840 You're not gonna go after some thick gym queen, are you? 1467 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:23,673 No. 1468 01:04:23,673 --> 01:04:24,813 No, you're not. 1469 01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:27,523 What are you? 1470 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:30,099 Ugh. 1471 01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:35,317 (arcade games beeping) 1472 01:04:35,317 --> 01:04:39,757 (bicycle bell dings) (siren blaring) 1473 01:04:39,757 --> 01:04:40,860 To new beginnings. 1474 01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:41,723 - New beginnings. 1475 01:04:42,570 --> 01:04:44,630 Oh, I got your moving-in present. 1476 01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:45,463 - Oh. 1477 01:04:45,463 --> 01:04:47,040 - Probably the first of many that'll end their lives here. 1478 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:48,870 - [Louise] A candle? 1479 01:04:48,870 --> 01:04:49,790 - Don't give me that. 1480 01:04:49,790 --> 01:04:51,070 I'm not fucking gay. 1481 01:04:51,070 --> 01:04:52,393 It's a joke. 1482 01:04:54,022 --> 01:04:55,420 (chuckling) 1483 01:04:55,420 --> 01:04:56,620 - It's a lovely thought. 1484 01:05:02,310 --> 01:05:05,313 - Oh, he's still eating his droppings. 1485 01:05:06,799 --> 01:05:08,120 - Yeah, apparently it's normal. 1486 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,453 Gross, but normal. 1487 01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:12,250 Although he does seem to do it rather a lot. 1488 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:13,500 - Have you got a name for it yet? 1489 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:16,370 - I was thinking of Mushroom, 'cause he's only small, 1490 01:05:16,370 --> 01:05:18,360 and he doesn't take up much room. 1491 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,810 - Don't give up your day job. 1492 01:05:20,670 --> 01:05:23,520 - Talking of day jobs, I've got some news. 1493 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,960 I was called into work early by Fizz, 1494 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,770 and she tells me that she's moving 1495 01:05:26,770 --> 01:05:28,880 with her husband to New York. 1496 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,280 I thought, well, there goes my job. 1497 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,110 But she wanted to know if I was interested 1498 01:05:32,110 --> 01:05:34,386 in buying the business from her. 1499 01:05:34,386 --> 01:05:35,810 Well, of course, I said it was a lovely idea, 1500 01:05:35,810 --> 01:05:38,840 but there's no way I could raise that kind of money. 1501 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,470 She's virtually giving it to me. 1502 01:05:41,470 --> 01:05:43,750 Stock, equipment, everything. 1503 01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:45,450 All I've got to do is pay for the van, 1504 01:05:45,450 --> 01:05:47,810 and she said I could do that whenever I had the money. 1505 01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:48,860 I've already thought of no end 1506 01:05:48,860 --> 01:05:50,651 of improvements I can make with the menu. 1507 01:05:50,651 --> 01:05:51,500 (phone beeping) 1508 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:53,720 I phoned the bank, and in theory they're going 1509 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,532 to give me the working capital, but I don't need much. 1510 01:05:56,532 --> 01:06:00,282 (gentle instrumental music) 1511 01:06:01,178 --> 01:06:03,129 ♪ London's burning ♪ 1512 01:06:03,129 --> 01:06:05,951 ♪ And who can blame it ♪ 1513 01:06:05,951 --> 01:06:10,620 ♪ And they call it impersonating ♪ 1514 01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:15,441 ♪ Love ♪ 1515 01:06:15,441 --> 01:06:20,441 ♪ Love ♪ 1516 01:06:20,962 --> 01:06:22,262 ♪ Picture this ♪ 1517 01:06:22,262 --> 01:06:24,929 ♪ It's possible ♪ 1518 01:06:28,947 --> 01:06:31,576 - Later, come on. - After you later? 1519 01:06:31,576 --> 01:06:32,409 - Okay. - No, no. 1520 01:06:32,409 --> 01:06:33,617 - That's my old graft. - We're running. 1521 01:06:33,617 --> 01:06:34,986 - Yeah. (chuckles) - One moment. 1522 01:06:34,986 --> 01:06:38,752 - [Director] And relaxing with, action. 1523 01:06:38,752 --> 01:06:40,730 - What do you think of this, William? 1524 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:41,563 - Ah, yeah. 1525 01:06:41,563 --> 01:06:44,057 Now, this is really nice. 1526 01:06:44,057 --> 01:06:45,510 Really nice. 1527 01:06:45,510 --> 01:06:48,800 Looks like the Omega Workshop, and if we're really lucky, 1528 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,253 it could be by the man himself, Mr. Roger Fry. 1529 01:06:52,970 --> 01:06:53,920 This could do well. 1530 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:56,177 Depends on the price. 1531 01:06:57,027 --> 01:06:58,840 - It was 30 quid. 1532 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,710 And there was another similar one in another store for 55, 1533 01:07:01,710 --> 01:07:03,510 so I think this one's fucking cheap. 1534 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,360 - Twat. 1535 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,760 You're really showing us up. 1536 01:07:08,569 --> 01:07:09,402 Why'd you do it? 1537 01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:10,610 You always do it, where does it go? 1538 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:12,537 - It just come out. (phone ringing) I don't know. 1539 01:07:12,537 --> 01:07:13,370 - What do mean, 1540 01:07:13,370 --> 01:07:14,203 it just come out? - Well, it just-- 1541 01:07:14,203 --> 01:07:16,813 - Tell me again, why am I doing this? 1542 01:07:16,813 --> 01:07:19,493 (telephone ringing) 1543 01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:22,780 (champagne cork popping) 1544 01:07:22,780 --> 01:07:24,300 - It was fate. 1545 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:25,650 We were doing a small corporate lunch, 1546 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,507 a couple of dozen people, 1547 01:07:26,507 --> 01:07:29,020 at one of the old banks in the city. 1548 01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:32,360 Anyway, I got talking to this chap Douglas. 1549 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:36,490 He was very interested when I told him that I was an actor. 1550 01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:39,340 It turns out that he's a closet writer/director, 1551 01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:40,430 and he's got this project that 1552 01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:42,350 he's been working on for years. 1553 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:43,730 He told me all about it, 1554 01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:45,923 and could see that I was fascinated. 1555 01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:49,990 - Well, where did you put it? 1556 01:07:49,990 --> 01:07:50,920 - You keep saying. 1557 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,950 I don't know. 1558 01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:57,920 - You really are gonna have to start getting 1559 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,050 your stuff ready the night before, okay? 1560 01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:03,853 - And to cut a long story short, we're putting on a play. 1561 01:08:04,776 --> 01:08:06,810 It's only a one-man thing, but it's being done properly, 1562 01:08:06,810 --> 01:08:09,710 all financed by Douglas, who's obviously got a bob or two. 1563 01:08:10,590 --> 01:08:12,620 It's about an economist called Thomas Malthus, 1564 01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:15,533 and it's all about this influential theory that he wrote. 1565 01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:21,640 On the Principles of Population, 1566 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,003 1798, revised 1803. 1567 01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:26,283 Basically saying that, 1568 01:08:27,521 --> 01:08:28,380 well, it's a bit complicated, 1569 01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:30,240 but he said that the poor die off 1570 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,140 when there's not much work about, 1571 01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:34,130 which apparently is a good thing, 1572 01:08:34,130 --> 01:08:35,280 or something like that. 1573 01:08:39,220 --> 01:08:40,616 - Found it. 1574 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:43,033 (rock music) 1575 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:44,713 Come on. 1576 01:08:44,713 --> 01:08:46,315 We're gonna be late. 1577 01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:02,470 - Why are you reading the paper 1578 01:09:02,470 --> 01:09:04,547 when I'm trying to talk to you? 1579 01:09:04,547 --> 01:09:06,147 - Well, it's Heath. 1580 01:09:06,147 --> 01:09:08,490 - Hey, he's single. 1581 01:09:08,490 --> 01:09:09,323 And he's gorgeous. 1582 01:09:09,323 --> 01:09:10,463 Hello, mate. 1583 01:09:12,119 --> 01:09:13,502 - How are you? - Heath, William. 1584 01:09:13,502 --> 01:09:14,335 - William. 1585 01:09:14,335 --> 01:09:17,830 Are you the car boot flogger in the attic? 1586 01:09:17,830 --> 01:09:19,620 - I take it you're unemployed. 1587 01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:21,850 - I work from home, but I structure my lunch breaks 1588 01:09:21,850 --> 01:09:22,683 to fit around you. 1589 01:09:22,683 --> 01:09:24,561 - Yeah, I'd be flattered if I believed you. 1590 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:26,627 - Yeah, but I never really believed 1591 01:09:26,627 --> 01:09:28,600 that you're a proper antique dealer. 1592 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:31,183 You don't wear the dickey bow. - I know, I hate them. 1593 01:09:31,183 --> 01:09:32,800 There's no possible excuse for wearing one, 1594 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,000 unless you're a gynecologist. 1595 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,942 That's an old antique dealers' joke. 1596 01:09:36,942 --> 01:09:38,146 - From an old antique dealer. 1597 01:09:38,146 --> 01:09:38,979 Want to join us? 1598 01:09:38,979 --> 01:09:40,270 - I would love-- - Shit. 1599 01:09:40,270 --> 01:09:42,250 Shit, shit, shit. 1600 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,010 - What? - Stay cool. 1601 01:09:44,010 --> 01:09:46,070 Can't give him the satisfaction, I guess. 1602 01:09:46,070 --> 01:09:47,617 - I'm. 1603 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:48,601 - Yeah. - Take care. 1604 01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:49,625 - [Harry] Yeah. 1605 01:09:49,625 --> 01:09:51,175 Well, you completely blew that. 1606 01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:58,910 - As you can see, I'm completely over the little shit. 1607 01:09:58,910 --> 01:10:00,010 - Goes without saying. 1608 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,270 - Where's your stuff gone? 1609 01:10:03,270 --> 01:10:04,680 - [Lars] You remember that double-glazing 1610 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,040 millionaire I was on about? 1611 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:08,451 Well, he just upped his offer. 1612 01:10:08,451 --> 01:10:10,320 I did leave you a note, I think. 1613 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,520 (dial tone humming) 1614 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:17,290 - I am attacked on all sides by those reprobates 1615 01:10:17,290 --> 01:10:18,870 and malcontents who would undermine 1616 01:10:18,870 --> 01:10:20,470 the very fabric of this society. 1617 01:10:21,380 --> 01:10:22,880 Is it not an obvious fact that if 1618 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:25,440 the poor cannot produce, they must starve? 1619 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:29,113 Is it not verily a law of nature that if they can't, 1620 01:10:30,204 --> 01:10:33,063 law of nature that the weak must cease from breeding? 1621 01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:34,493 Filthy, unwanted mouths. 1622 01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:41,830 - What are you doing? 1623 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,707 - [William] Working. 1624 01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:47,120 And you should be in bed. 1625 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:48,330 - Just five minutes. 1626 01:10:48,330 --> 01:10:49,460 I could help. 1627 01:10:50,890 --> 01:10:53,070 - All right, then, five minutes. 1628 01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:54,317 And if you want to help, sit here. 1629 01:10:54,317 --> 01:10:55,513 Have a look at these. 1630 01:11:00,017 --> 01:11:01,517 What do you make of these two? 1631 01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:08,750 - It's the same lady, only in this one, 1632 01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:12,740 she's got her back to us. 1633 01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:15,160 They're wearing the same hat. 1634 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:19,113 All the dangly bits match, just the other way round. 1635 01:11:20,078 --> 01:11:21,020 And look. 1636 01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:24,183 It's even made of the same straw stuff. 1637 01:11:27,290 --> 01:11:29,253 It is her, isn't it? 1638 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,893 I am right. 1639 01:11:34,535 --> 01:11:35,681 - I think you might be. 1640 01:11:35,681 --> 01:11:39,431 (upbeat instrumental music) 1641 01:11:51,905 --> 01:11:54,822 (knocking on door) 1642 01:12:00,971 --> 01:12:03,804 (chuckles softly) 1643 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,230 - Lars only admitted it to Tom out of spite, you know? 1644 01:12:08,230 --> 01:12:10,840 Just a parting shot before he sailed off into the sunset 1645 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,640 with his double-glazing millionaire. 1646 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,340 - I always expected something like this would happen. 1647 01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:18,350 - What? 1648 01:12:18,350 --> 01:12:20,560 You expected me to go off with someone else? 1649 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,393 - No, not that. 1650 01:12:23,805 --> 01:12:25,980 But I suppose I didn't know what you ever saw in me, anyway. 1651 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:27,753 I always thought you'd wake up to the fact 1652 01:12:27,753 --> 01:12:30,380 that I wasn't the person you thought I was. 1653 01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:32,257 - I always knew who you were. 1654 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:34,933 - Did you? 1655 01:12:35,899 --> 01:12:40,899 - Always. 1656 01:12:43,472 --> 01:12:46,055 And I always loved who you are. 1657 01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:03,253 At least I now know how Mrs. Gladstone felt. 1658 01:13:04,830 --> 01:13:06,930 - I can't do this, Harry. 1659 01:13:06,930 --> 01:13:09,033 Not now, not yet. 1660 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:13,550 Putting this play on is a big opportunity for me, 1661 01:13:13,550 --> 01:13:15,670 and I just can't be distracted like this. 1662 01:13:15,670 --> 01:13:16,503 - Well, yeah. 1663 01:13:16,503 --> 01:13:18,240 I'm shooting in Glasgow for the next two weeks. 1664 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,590 I'm definitely going to try and make it down for you. 1665 01:13:20,590 --> 01:13:22,540 - Harry, I don't want you to come. 1666 01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:25,103 It's not because I don't want you there, but because, 1667 01:13:26,290 --> 01:13:29,247 just give me a bit of space, okay? 1668 01:13:29,247 --> 01:13:32,914 (upbeat instrumental music) 1669 01:13:40,572 --> 01:13:43,472 ♪ Ba ba ba da da da ♪ 1670 01:13:43,472 --> 01:13:46,643 ♪ Ba ba ba da da da ♪ 1671 01:13:46,643 --> 01:13:51,168 (punch thuds) (boy groans) 1672 01:13:51,168 --> 01:13:52,609 - Oh my god. 1673 01:13:52,609 --> 01:13:55,169 ♪ Business of the busy lad ♪ 1674 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:56,300 - It's broken. 1675 01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:58,060 - No, it's not, darling. 1676 01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,180 - Serves him right. 1677 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:00,760 - Georgie, stop it now. 1678 01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,083 Say you're sorry, come on. 1679 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:02,916 - No. 1680 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:05,050 - There's no real harm done. 1681 01:14:05,050 --> 01:14:08,989 - All I did was call her dad a bender, and she hit me. 1682 01:14:08,989 --> 01:14:09,822 - Barnaby. 1683 01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:12,880 I don't know where you children pick up language like that. 1684 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:14,290 - But it's true. 1685 01:14:14,290 --> 01:14:16,540 They said it at school. 1686 01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:18,090 - Well, no, he's not. 1687 01:14:18,090 --> 01:14:20,020 And don't use that word. 1688 01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:22,200 Now, say you're sorry. 1689 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,270 - Well, technically, although I wouldn't 1690 01:14:24,270 --> 01:14:27,414 quite put it like that, he's telling you the truth. 1691 01:14:27,414 --> 01:14:30,345 - See? ♪ I'm wishing for ♪ 1692 01:14:30,345 --> 01:14:33,178 ♪ The simple life ♪ 1693 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,625 - She's very protective of you, isn't she? 1694 01:14:41,625 --> 01:14:45,040 Can't imagine Barnaby taking up arms in defense of my honor. 1695 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,053 - She means well, but she goes too far. 1696 01:14:50,290 --> 01:14:51,710 - How long has it been? 1697 01:14:51,710 --> 01:14:53,180 - Two years in August. 1698 01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:55,080 But we divorced two years before that. 1699 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:57,385 - Oh. 1700 01:14:57,385 --> 01:15:00,040 They're more resilient than you'd think. 1701 01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:01,677 - Maybe. 1702 01:15:01,677 --> 01:15:02,580 But you can never really know what's 1703 01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:04,900 going on under the surface, can you? 1704 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:05,733 - Mm. 1705 01:15:09,443 --> 01:15:12,290 I don't mean to pry, but, 1706 01:15:12,290 --> 01:15:14,780 what does she think about you being gay? 1707 01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:15,613 - She doesn't mind. 1708 01:15:15,613 --> 01:15:17,250 It's just a fact. 1709 01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:18,680 Touch wood. 1710 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,280 Maybe I've got that all to come. 1711 01:15:21,245 --> 01:15:22,630 I think what bothers her is the thought 1712 01:15:22,630 --> 01:15:24,620 of someone coming between us. 1713 01:15:24,620 --> 01:15:26,392 She's very jealous. 1714 01:15:26,392 --> 01:15:29,980 - Yeah, that's understandable, given the circumstances. 1715 01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:33,090 But, as I said, as long as you're sensible, 1716 01:15:33,090 --> 01:15:35,590 they really are more resilient than you'd imagine. 1717 01:15:36,915 --> 01:15:39,487 ♪ It's good to be ♪ 1718 01:15:39,487 --> 01:15:42,318 ♪ Ba ba ba da da da ♪ 1719 01:15:42,318 --> 01:15:45,162 ♪ Ba ba ba da da da ♪ 1720 01:15:45,162 --> 01:15:48,503 ♪ Ba ba ba da da da ♪ 1721 01:15:48,503 --> 01:15:50,157 ♪ Ba ba ba da da da ♪ 1722 01:15:50,157 --> 01:15:53,324 (audience applauding) 1723 01:15:56,354 --> 01:16:00,271 (dramatic instrumental music) 1724 01:16:08,675 --> 01:16:10,040 - It appears that Douglas is the founder 1725 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,940 of a radical economics pressure group 1726 01:16:11,940 --> 01:16:13,403 called the Neo-Malthusians, 1727 01:16:14,670 --> 01:16:17,730 who argue that the modern liberal world 1728 01:16:17,730 --> 01:16:21,770 interferes with natural checks to population control, 1729 01:16:21,770 --> 01:16:23,773 like war, famine, and disease. 1730 01:16:24,690 --> 01:16:25,653 Basically, we're, 1731 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:31,840 they are calling for the compulsory sterilization 1732 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,893 of the long-term unemployed. 1733 01:16:36,662 --> 01:16:38,400 It just doesn't say any of this in the script, 1734 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:39,450 so how was I to know? 1735 01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:44,365 I wish Mum and Dad hadn't been there. 1736 01:16:49,606 --> 01:16:51,160 But it wasn't all bad. 1737 01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:52,270 There were trips to see it, 1738 01:16:52,270 --> 01:16:55,130 organized by the Adam Smith something-or-other. 1739 01:16:55,130 --> 01:16:56,408 They seemed to like it. 1740 01:16:56,408 --> 01:16:57,241 - Hm. 1741 01:16:59,230 --> 01:17:01,140 - By the end of the run, thanks to the pickets 1742 01:17:01,140 --> 01:17:02,470 from the Anti-Nazi league, 1743 01:17:02,470 --> 01:17:04,423 we were playing to almost-empty houses. 1744 01:17:06,490 --> 01:17:07,323 - Hey. 1745 01:17:08,618 --> 01:17:11,393 - [Alex] (sobs) Oh, Harry. 1746 01:17:14,490 --> 01:17:17,040 I'm just fooling myself about everything, aren't i? 1747 01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:21,636 - No, you're not. 1748 01:17:23,894 --> 01:17:25,220 (Alex sniffs) 1749 01:17:25,220 --> 01:17:26,957 Fancy a fuck? 1750 01:17:26,957 --> 01:17:30,207 (gentle guitar music) 1751 01:17:34,330 --> 01:17:37,957 ♪ I've got your car keys ♪ 1752 01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:41,520 ♪ You've got my t-shirt on ♪ 1753 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,503 ♪ I've got an old tape ♪ 1754 01:17:45,503 --> 01:17:48,888 ♪ With our favorite songs ♪ 1755 01:17:48,888 --> 01:17:51,996 ♪ We got what it takes ♪ 1756 01:17:51,996 --> 01:17:55,746 ♪ To make us love each other ♪ 1757 01:18:03,237 --> 01:18:07,197 ♪ I'm on the upside ♪ 1758 01:18:07,197 --> 01:18:10,502 ♪ Where the sunshine falls ♪ 1759 01:18:10,502 --> 01:18:14,730 ♪ You're on cloud nine ♪ 1760 01:18:14,730 --> 01:18:17,902 ♪ Where wishes find stars ♪ 1761 01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:22,203 ♪ We've got what it takes ♪ 1762 01:18:22,203 --> 01:18:25,703 ♪ To keep each other warm ♪ 1763 01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:35,163 ♪ We're gonna give some ♪ 1764 01:18:35,163 --> 01:18:39,352 ♪ Take some ♪ 1765 01:18:39,352 --> 01:18:41,897 ♪ There's always a wrong side ♪ 1766 01:18:41,897 --> 01:18:43,742 ♪ There's a right side ♪ 1767 01:18:43,742 --> 01:18:47,992 ♪ And we're still on the same side ♪ 1768 01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:53,730 - You want to settle up now? 1769 01:18:53,730 --> 01:18:55,950 - Oh, yes, if you'd like, or I can send you 1770 01:18:55,950 --> 01:18:57,310 an invoice, if you prefer? 1771 01:18:57,310 --> 01:18:58,720 - Oh, we'll do it now, shall we? 1772 01:18:58,720 --> 01:18:59,797 - Sure. 1773 01:18:59,797 --> 01:19:01,320 - It was very good, by the way. 1774 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:02,343 Everybody said so. 1775 01:19:03,897 --> 01:19:06,150 Has the company changed hands recently? 1776 01:19:06,150 --> 01:19:07,200 - Oh, yes. 1777 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,393 I took it over a couple of months ago. 1778 01:19:09,393 --> 01:19:10,843 - Hm, it's improved. 1779 01:19:12,260 --> 01:19:14,770 Expect a call from Bradley King. 1780 01:19:14,770 --> 01:19:17,830 Old Bradley was scoffing those salmon things. 1781 01:19:17,830 --> 01:19:19,923 Asked for the name of the caterer between mouthfuls. 1782 01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:22,578 - Great. 1783 01:19:22,578 --> 01:19:25,367 (dramatic music) 1784 01:19:25,367 --> 01:19:29,284 (speaking in foreign language) 1785 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:39,433 Oh, Mushroom! 1786 01:19:43,081 --> 01:19:45,331 (chuckles) 1787 01:19:47,709 --> 01:19:50,376 (water running) 1788 01:19:51,470 --> 01:19:53,493 - When are you going to move back properly? 1789 01:19:55,071 --> 01:19:57,440 - [Alex] Soon. 1790 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,660 - Just seems a bit of a waste keeping that place on, 1791 01:19:59,660 --> 01:20:01,303 and you're always here. 1792 01:20:03,745 --> 01:20:04,645 - I suppose it is. 1793 01:20:07,563 --> 01:20:09,720 I'll tell you what. 1794 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,590 I'll cook you dinner this Saturday evening, 1795 01:20:11,590 --> 01:20:14,060 and you can help me move out Sunday morning. 1796 01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:15,221 How's that? 1797 01:20:15,221 --> 01:20:16,621 - Ooh. 1798 01:20:16,621 --> 01:20:18,053 That sounds grand. 1799 01:20:19,525 --> 01:20:23,192 (gentle instrumental music) 1800 01:20:46,332 --> 01:20:48,665 (chuckles) 1801 01:20:56,429 --> 01:20:58,096 - Hey. - How are you? 1802 01:20:59,340 --> 01:21:01,709 And here was I, thinking we'd burned all our bridges. 1803 01:21:01,709 --> 01:21:03,309 (both chuckling) 1804 01:21:03,309 --> 01:21:06,095 - And there's been a lot of water under the bridge as well. 1805 01:21:06,095 --> 01:21:09,095 (Lawrence chuckles) 1806 01:21:22,172 --> 01:21:24,680 - What's gonna happen to Mushroom? 1807 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:25,730 - I'm gonna kill him. 1808 01:21:27,930 --> 01:21:30,120 I've got to find him a new home. 1809 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:31,550 Harry's got an allergy. 1810 01:21:31,550 --> 01:21:33,700 Do you want him? 1811 01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:34,893 - He eats his own poo. 1812 01:21:37,950 --> 01:21:38,783 - Yeah. 1813 01:21:38,783 --> 01:21:39,616 - Mm-hm. 1814 01:21:42,660 --> 01:21:44,312 - What do you put on a Madeira cake? 1815 01:21:44,312 --> 01:21:45,145 - Dunno. 1816 01:21:46,072 --> 01:21:48,997 - I think Lawrence said he likes lemon or something. 1817 01:21:50,704 --> 01:21:52,610 (eggs splatting) 1818 01:21:52,610 --> 01:21:53,443 Oh, what a mess. 1819 01:21:54,765 --> 01:21:55,610 - It was an accident. 1820 01:21:55,610 --> 01:21:56,940 - Yeah, I think we've got time to start again. 1821 01:21:56,940 --> 01:21:58,950 How many eggs do we have left, Georgie? 1822 01:21:58,950 --> 01:22:01,220 - I've got some reading to do for school. 1823 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:02,886 - Right, wait a minute. I want to talk to you. 1824 01:22:02,886 --> 01:22:03,719 - I've got-- 1825 01:22:03,719 --> 01:22:04,552 It'll only take a minute. 1826 01:22:04,552 --> 01:22:06,160 Please, one second. 1827 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,870 Look, Lawrence is coming here to see you as well as me. 1828 01:22:08,870 --> 01:22:10,387 He wants to get to know you. 1829 01:22:10,387 --> 01:22:13,060 I want you to behave properly, yes? 1830 01:22:13,060 --> 01:22:14,633 - You can't make me like him. 1831 01:22:16,310 --> 01:22:18,047 - No, you're right, I can't, 1832 01:22:18,047 --> 01:22:20,447 but there's no reason why you wouldn't like him. 1833 01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:24,150 Oh, Georgie, there's never gonna be 1834 01:22:24,150 --> 01:22:26,521 anyone more important to me than you. 1835 01:22:26,521 --> 01:22:27,604 No one, ever. 1836 01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:30,626 And no one's gonna come between us, okay? 1837 01:22:31,540 --> 01:22:34,760 Hey, if I had to choose between you and Lawrence 1838 01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:37,983 or anyone in the world, I would always choose you. 1839 01:22:37,983 --> 01:22:40,066 You know that, don't you? 1840 01:22:41,270 --> 01:22:42,510 Doesn't mean I can't have friends, though. 1841 01:22:42,510 --> 01:22:44,370 You have friends. 1842 01:22:44,370 --> 01:22:45,203 Does it? 1843 01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:49,730 You're a big girl now, Georgie, and I want you 1844 01:22:49,730 --> 01:22:53,903 to understand that adults, they get lonely. 1845 01:22:55,460 --> 01:22:56,910 What am I trying to say here? 1846 01:22:58,389 --> 01:23:00,222 I like Lawrence a lot. 1847 01:23:01,668 --> 01:23:02,501 And it would mean so much to me 1848 01:23:02,501 --> 01:23:03,590 if you would at least try to like him. 1849 01:23:03,590 --> 01:23:05,510 I mean, if you try and you don't like him, that's fine, 1850 01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:07,707 but I just want you to try, eh? 1851 01:23:09,550 --> 01:23:10,500 What do you say? 1852 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:11,753 - Can I go read now? 1853 01:23:14,589 --> 01:23:15,620 - Yeah. 1854 01:23:15,620 --> 01:23:19,370 (gentle instrumental music) 1855 01:23:26,830 --> 01:23:27,663 - Mm. 1856 01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:32,623 Are you, (chuckles) are you gonna bring these? 1857 01:23:34,740 --> 01:23:36,690 - I take it by your tone you don't like them. 1858 01:23:36,690 --> 01:23:37,700 - I didn't say that. 1859 01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:38,950 - Well, I'm keeping them. 1860 01:23:38,950 --> 01:23:41,780 They're a moving-in present from Lisa at work. 1861 01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:42,847 - You all right? 1862 01:23:44,057 --> 01:23:44,890 - I'm fine. 1863 01:23:46,470 --> 01:23:47,730 I'm cooking. 1864 01:23:47,730 --> 01:23:49,730 I always get like this when I'm cooking. 1865 01:23:52,229 --> 01:23:57,029 ♪ Mm ♪ 1866 01:23:57,029 --> 01:23:58,015 ♪ Mm ♪ 1867 01:23:58,015 --> 01:23:59,529 (doorbell ringing) 1868 01:23:59,529 --> 01:24:01,779 ♪ Mm mm mm ♪ 1869 01:24:14,335 --> 01:24:15,168 - Hm. 1870 01:24:16,509 --> 01:24:18,842 - That can stay where it is. 1871 01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:29,313 And you can chuck that as well. I know that by heart. 1872 01:24:35,460 --> 01:24:39,913 Regardless of the play's content, the acting was amateur. 1873 01:24:41,020 --> 01:24:44,343 - The stem of the word amateur is amore, love. 1874 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:46,420 An amateur is someone whose only 1875 01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:47,830 motivation for doing something 1876 01:24:47,830 --> 01:24:50,010 is for the love of it, so you mustn't be 1877 01:24:50,010 --> 01:24:51,610 ashamed to be called an amateur. 1878 01:24:53,050 --> 01:24:55,260 - Do you want me to hit you? 1879 01:24:55,260 --> 01:24:56,210 - No. 1880 01:24:56,210 --> 01:24:57,410 - Why are you always so? 1881 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:00,200 It was a disaster. 1882 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:01,930 There's no sugaring the pill. 1883 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:04,490 When they used the word amateur, it wasn't a compliment. 1884 01:25:04,490 --> 01:25:06,213 - I know, I just-- 1885 01:25:06,213 --> 01:25:07,510 - You just what? 1886 01:25:07,510 --> 01:25:08,580 Think I'm dizzy? 1887 01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:10,223 Think I need protecting? 1888 01:25:11,390 --> 01:25:14,210 Christ, sometimes it's like sinking in 1889 01:25:14,210 --> 01:25:15,840 warm quicksand, being with you. 1890 01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:18,773 You make it feel all so comfortable, but it drags me down. 1891 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,433 I'm sorry. 1892 01:25:29,213 --> 01:25:30,563 But I'm not a child, Harry. 1893 01:25:39,150 --> 01:25:40,550 - That's a pretty hair clip. 1894 01:25:41,790 --> 01:25:43,390 - I don't like it. 1895 01:25:43,390 --> 01:25:44,223 - [Lawrence] Oh. 1896 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:46,770 Do you like school? 1897 01:25:46,770 --> 01:25:47,690 - No. 1898 01:25:47,690 --> 01:25:48,858 - [Tom] You do. 1899 01:25:48,858 --> 01:25:49,691 - Mm-mm. - You do. 1900 01:25:49,691 --> 01:25:51,191 You're doing a project on the Tudors. 1901 01:25:51,191 --> 01:25:53,484 Why don't you tell Lawrence all about them? 1902 01:25:53,484 --> 01:25:54,530 - It's boring. 1903 01:25:54,530 --> 01:25:55,710 - You said it was interesting, 1904 01:25:55,710 --> 01:25:57,660 and you told me all about it yesterday. 1905 01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:01,436 - Why don't you tell Lawrence about them, then? 1906 01:26:01,436 --> 01:26:03,103 - All right, I will. 1907 01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:07,000 The Tudor Dynasty started when Henry VII 1908 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,560 defeated Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth Field. 1909 01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:11,217 This is the Battle where Richard says, 1910 01:26:11,217 --> 01:26:14,883 "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse." 1911 01:26:14,883 --> 01:26:16,980 This was the end of the Wars of the Roses. 1912 01:26:16,980 --> 01:26:18,880 This is where the House of Lancaster 1913 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:20,040 and the House of Cornwall, what? 1914 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:20,873 - What? 1915 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:24,430 - Fought to be Kings of England. 1916 01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:25,650 Now, when the Wars of the Roses ended, 1917 01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:28,050 that was also the end of the Hundred Years' War. 1918 01:26:33,130 --> 01:26:34,330 - Why weren't you angry? 1919 01:26:35,990 --> 01:26:37,140 - Hm? 1920 01:26:37,140 --> 01:26:38,890 - When I believed Lars and not you. 1921 01:26:41,440 --> 01:26:42,790 I mean, if the roles had been reversed, 1922 01:26:42,790 --> 01:26:44,770 I'd have been furious that you 1923 01:26:44,770 --> 01:26:46,873 hadn't trusted my word over that of a known scum bag. 1924 01:26:46,873 --> 01:26:48,430 - Where is this going? 1925 01:26:48,430 --> 01:26:50,480 Do you think I really did sleep with him? 1926 01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:52,933 - No. 1927 01:26:52,933 --> 01:26:53,766 - Good. 1928 01:26:57,550 --> 01:27:02,430 I did find him attractive, and I suppose I was responsible 1929 01:27:02,430 --> 01:27:05,763 for the way he reacted 'cause I led him on. 1930 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:09,190 But when it came down to it, 1931 01:27:09,190 --> 01:27:10,990 I couldn't risk what I had with you. 1932 01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:15,580 - You didn't seem to have any faith in me. 1933 01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:19,360 - When King Henry VIII was dying, 1934 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:22,330 he smelled so rotten because of all the pus 1935 01:27:22,330 --> 01:27:23,790 from the disease that people were 1936 01:27:23,790 --> 01:27:25,893 actually sick if they went near him. 1937 01:27:26,962 --> 01:27:29,230 And when he died, he was succeeded by his son Edward, 1938 01:27:29,230 --> 01:27:31,960 but it didn't last very long. In fact, it was rather boring. 1939 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:35,070 And he was succeeded by Mary, Queen of Scots. 1940 01:27:35,070 --> 01:27:35,903 - Daddy, you're wrong. 1941 01:27:35,903 --> 01:27:37,700 It wasn't Mary, Queen of Scots. 1942 01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:38,820 She came later. 1943 01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:40,770 It was Bloody Mary. 1944 01:27:40,770 --> 01:27:44,160 And she had all the people who didn't like her religion 1945 01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:47,170 tortured by being burned and having their 1946 01:27:47,170 --> 01:27:50,782 stomachs pulled out by rusty iron hooks. 1947 01:27:50,782 --> 01:27:52,419 - That's not true. - Is. 1948 01:27:52,419 --> 01:27:53,539 - Is it? - Yeah. 1949 01:27:53,539 --> 01:27:54,665 - [Tom] It's disgusting. 1950 01:27:54,665 --> 01:27:55,777 - Mm-hm. 1951 01:27:55,777 --> 01:27:58,610 (dramatic music) 1952 01:28:01,377 --> 01:28:04,377 - Harry, I don't want to leave here. 1953 01:28:09,115 --> 01:28:13,198 I'm sorry, but I don't want us to go out anymore. 1954 01:28:15,116 --> 01:28:16,960 You see, until now, I've never 1955 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:19,073 really had any control over my life. 1956 01:28:20,190 --> 01:28:21,170 I've always lived with people 1957 01:28:21,170 --> 01:28:23,233 who took all the responsibility, 1958 01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:28,563 whether it was my family or flatmates or lovers. 1959 01:28:29,530 --> 01:28:32,130 For the first time, I feel like I've got some power. 1960 01:28:33,290 --> 01:28:35,500 You know, I chose this place. 1961 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,253 I furnished and decorated it. 1962 01:28:38,630 --> 01:28:39,620 If I don't post the money off 1963 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:42,390 to the electricity people, the lights go out. 1964 01:28:42,390 --> 01:28:43,500 (sighs) 1965 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,753 And the business, it's hard work, but, 1966 01:28:47,215 --> 01:28:49,943 I love it, and it's something I'm good at. 1967 01:28:52,570 --> 01:28:53,843 I make mistakes, 1968 01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:57,350 but I learn from them. 1969 01:28:59,690 --> 01:29:01,940 I'd always been looking for someone like you, 1970 01:29:03,431 --> 01:29:07,190 a Mr. Right to come along, look after me, and I found him. 1971 01:29:09,610 --> 01:29:11,760 I am going to miss that safety and security 1972 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,010 I feel when I'm with him. 1973 01:29:15,260 --> 01:29:17,674 - I love you. 1974 01:29:17,674 --> 01:29:19,382 - Oh, I love you, too. 1975 01:29:19,382 --> 01:29:20,562 - Hm. 1976 01:29:20,562 --> 01:29:23,800 - And this is possibly the worst, most difficult decision 1977 01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:25,460 I'm going to make in my life, but 1978 01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:30,333 I have to let him go. 1979 01:29:30,333 --> 01:29:33,666 (dramatic techno music) 1980 01:29:37,467 --> 01:29:39,650 - So, this is it? 1981 01:29:39,650 --> 01:29:42,123 - It's his drawing style, and the paper's right. 1982 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:44,743 This is Mary Cassatt. 1983 01:29:45,650 --> 01:29:47,260 She was an American artist living in Paris. 1984 01:29:47,260 --> 01:29:49,250 That's where she met Degas. 1985 01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:50,640 He drew her many times over the years, 1986 01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:53,050 but this one is from 1879. 1987 01:29:53,050 --> 01:29:55,820 It's a study for a mural that was never completed, 1988 01:29:55,820 --> 01:29:56,653 and it was exhibited 1989 01:29:56,653 --> 01:29:59,030 at the Fourth Impressionist Exhibition, 1990 01:29:59,030 --> 01:30:03,420 so if I'm right, mine's a fragment of a picture 1991 01:30:03,420 --> 01:30:05,440 produced for the same project. 1992 01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:06,400 I mean, it's rough. 1993 01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:09,086 The hat's superimposed on the hat as almost an afterthought, 1994 01:30:09,086 --> 01:30:11,240 but Degas did that with his working drawings. 1995 01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:12,920 It's probably cut away from a larger sheet 1996 01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:16,659 as a memento for someone, that sort of thing. 1997 01:30:16,659 --> 01:30:17,633 ♪ Angel ♪ 1998 01:30:17,633 --> 01:30:18,483 - I may be wrong, 1999 01:30:19,710 --> 01:30:21,652 but my instincts are good. 2000 01:30:21,652 --> 01:30:23,527 ♪ In my bed ♪ 2001 01:30:23,527 --> 01:30:26,103 - All I know is that it's, it's beautiful. 2002 01:30:27,630 --> 01:30:29,677 It's worth making the effort, 2003 01:30:29,677 --> 01:30:32,433 and it's worth taking the risk of being wrong. 2004 01:30:34,192 --> 01:30:36,603 It may not work out, but I have to try. 2005 01:30:39,724 --> 01:30:42,474 There's a double meaning in that. 2006 01:30:47,601 --> 01:30:50,101 ♪ Gentleness ♪ 2007 01:30:52,496 --> 01:30:53,805 - I'll never get over you, you know? 2008 01:30:53,805 --> 01:30:56,979 ♪ Is what you give to me ♪ 2009 01:30:56,979 --> 01:30:58,179 - You made me feel safe. 2010 01:30:59,230 --> 01:31:00,063 And wanted. 2011 01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:02,293 And happy. 2012 01:31:04,034 --> 01:31:05,334 Those are no small things. 2013 01:31:06,688 --> 01:31:08,617 ♪ You kiss me ♪ 2014 01:31:08,617 --> 01:31:10,037 - But I need to grow up now. 2015 01:31:16,247 --> 01:31:17,080 So do you. 2016 01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:33,670 Anyway, I couldn't find anyone 2017 01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:34,710 to take care of Mushroom. 2018 01:31:34,710 --> 01:31:36,110 So it was either you or him. 2019 01:31:37,950 --> 01:31:39,068 Who else is gonna stop him 2020 01:31:39,068 --> 01:31:40,318 from eating his own crap? 2021 01:31:50,561 --> 01:31:52,401 ♪ Tenderness ♪ 2022 01:31:52,401 --> 01:31:57,401 ♪ Is all you need ♪ 2023 01:32:00,174 --> 01:32:05,174 ♪ Gentleness ♪ 2024 01:32:06,441 --> 01:32:10,001 ♪ Is what you give to me ♪ 2025 01:32:10,001 --> 01:32:11,601 ♪ When I see ♪ 2026 01:32:11,601 --> 01:32:13,574 - [William] What about the Victorian fire tongs? 2027 01:32:13,574 --> 01:32:16,310 Are they going to set the auction ablaze? 2028 01:32:16,310 --> 01:32:18,280 What about the lovely old gramophone? 2029 01:32:23,094 --> 01:32:25,481 ♪ You say it's love ♪ 2030 01:32:25,481 --> 01:32:28,188 ♪ I say it ain't ♪ 2031 01:32:28,188 --> 01:32:29,101 ♪ Just another place ♪ 2032 01:32:29,101 --> 01:32:29,934 - Here you go. 2033 01:32:29,934 --> 01:32:31,203 Have a safe flight. - Thank you. 2034 01:32:31,203 --> 01:32:32,036 Cheers. 2035 01:32:33,899 --> 01:32:35,416 Bye. 2036 01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:38,716 - No, 'cause, look, there's two Janes. 2037 01:32:38,716 --> 01:32:40,035 - One Jane. 2038 01:32:40,035 --> 01:32:41,861 - Is there one Jane? 2039 01:32:41,861 --> 01:32:44,647 - No, 'cause it's divorced, 2040 01:32:44,647 --> 01:32:45,681 beheaded, divorced, survived. 2041 01:32:45,681 --> 01:32:47,495 - Beheaded, beheaded, beheaded! 2042 01:32:47,495 --> 01:32:48,588 - No, not beheaded, 2043 01:32:48,588 --> 01:32:50,025 but divorced, beheaded-- 2044 01:32:50,025 --> 01:32:51,339 - Beheaded. 2045 01:32:51,339 --> 01:32:52,223 (laughing) 2046 01:32:52,223 --> 01:32:55,390 ♪ We're two outsiders ♪ 2047 01:33:40,299 --> 01:33:42,560 - (gasps) Fucking hell. 2048 01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,370 - I heard you were off. 2049 01:33:44,370 --> 01:33:45,440 God, how boring, 2050 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:47,240 sitting around campfires with doped-up 2051 01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:48,380 middle class weirdos 2052 01:33:48,380 --> 01:33:50,153 who think hugging changes shit. 2053 01:33:51,870 --> 01:33:53,500 You're just running away. 2054 01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,850 - I think you should leave. 2055 01:33:57,699 --> 01:33:59,249 - You really got under my skin, 2056 01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:02,883 and I have absolutely no idea why. 2057 01:34:05,072 --> 01:34:07,243 I mean, you're nothing to look at, are you? 2058 01:34:08,740 --> 01:34:09,840 - So, in other words, your 2059 01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,400 double-glazing millionaire's left you? 2060 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:12,753 - He never existed. 2061 01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:15,990 I made him up to make things worse for Tom. 2062 01:34:18,490 --> 01:34:22,110 Evil, aren't i? 2063 01:34:22,110 --> 01:34:23,030 I just couldn't stand 2064 01:34:23,030 --> 01:34:25,200 being with that twat any longer. 2065 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:26,033 - Well, if you've come here 2066 01:34:26,033 --> 01:34:27,600 looking for a credit card and a bed. 2067 01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:29,500 - I don't want your money. 2068 01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:30,850 I'm a personal trainer now. 2069 01:34:31,819 --> 01:34:34,080 I'll give you a discount, if you like. 2070 01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:35,740 You could do with shifting a few pounds. 2071 01:34:35,740 --> 01:34:37,023 - Oh, thanks very much. 2072 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:42,220 - And you needn't thank me for telling 2073 01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:44,000 him nothing happened between us. 2074 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:45,150 - I wasn't planning to. 2075 01:34:46,953 --> 01:34:49,530 - I knew he'd come straight to you. 2076 01:34:49,530 --> 01:34:51,883 I even surprised myself with that one. 2077 01:34:54,260 --> 01:34:55,253 You've ruined me. 2078 01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:03,310 I don't want to be like that again. 2079 01:35:04,738 --> 01:35:06,973 And you need someone like me. 2080 01:35:08,670 --> 01:35:12,353 Someone, someone who frightens you. 2081 01:35:12,353 --> 01:35:15,436 (upbeat dance music) 2082 01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:27,012 - Oh, sorry. 2083 01:35:27,012 --> 01:35:28,943 - No, you're all right. 2084 01:35:28,943 --> 01:35:29,873 Here we go. 2085 01:35:32,060 --> 01:35:34,213 - Can I get you another one? - No, you're all right, mate. 2086 01:35:34,213 --> 01:35:36,670 - Mm, hi, Marcel. 2087 01:35:36,670 --> 01:35:37,650 - Hey, Alex. 2088 01:35:37,650 --> 01:35:38,850 Sorry about your friend. 2089 01:35:40,610 --> 01:35:41,825 - It's a good job he's a mate of yours. 2090 01:35:41,825 --> 01:35:43,038 I'd have kicked his ass. 2091 01:35:43,038 --> 01:35:45,663 - Yeah, right. (laughs) 2092 01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:51,580 He's a bit of a wipe. 2093 01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:52,863 He keeps looking over. 2094 01:35:55,302 --> 01:35:57,290 - Go on, go over. 2095 01:35:57,290 --> 01:35:58,973 Know you want to. 2096 01:36:00,610 --> 01:36:01,710 - Maybe it's too soon. 2097 01:36:03,586 --> 01:36:04,910 (both chuckle) 2098 01:36:04,910 --> 01:36:05,833 You're right. 2099 01:36:05,833 --> 01:36:07,013 That doesn't even convince me. 2100 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:17,277 - Do you want a drink? 2101 01:36:18,858 --> 01:36:23,858 ♪ One thing you should know about me ♪ 2102 01:36:24,046 --> 01:36:26,885 ♪ Sometimes my life ♪ 2103 01:36:26,885 --> 01:36:29,286 ♪ Goes all the way down ♪ 2104 01:36:29,286 --> 01:36:34,286 ♪ So deeply that I cannot see ♪ 2105 01:36:34,606 --> 01:36:38,189 ♪ The one thing to save me ♪ 2106 01:36:49,340 --> 01:36:53,273 ♪ I'm feeling like I did before I knew you ♪ 2107 01:36:53,273 --> 01:36:57,393 ♪ I'm waiting like I don't have time ♪ 2108 01:36:57,393 --> 01:36:59,020 ♪ I've given all I can ♪ 2109 01:36:59,020 --> 01:37:02,020 ♪ And go right to you ♪ 2110 01:37:02,020 --> 01:37:05,860 ♪ And you say you're fine ♪ 2111 01:37:05,860 --> 01:37:09,340 ♪ I can know you're never gonna get out ♪ 2112 01:37:09,340 --> 01:37:14,153 ♪ And it's better not to lie ♪ 2113 01:37:14,153 --> 01:37:17,486 ♪ Now you're living like a lookout ♪ 2114 01:37:17,486 --> 01:37:21,616 ♪ Always running from your life ♪ 2115 01:37:21,616 --> 01:37:24,772 ♪ What did anyone say to you ♪ 2116 01:37:24,772 --> 01:37:27,093 ♪ And me this world ♪ 2117 01:37:27,093 --> 01:37:30,013 ♪ Careful as it is ♪ 2118 01:37:30,013 --> 01:37:31,932 ♪ I'm a little late ♪ 2119 01:37:31,932 --> 01:37:35,384 ♪ I'm a little late ♪ 2120 01:37:35,384 --> 01:37:38,551 (gentle guitar music) 2121 01:37:41,841 --> 01:37:45,273 ♪ I've got your car keys ♪ 2122 01:37:45,273 --> 01:37:48,788 ♪ You've got my t-shirt on ♪ 2123 01:37:48,788 --> 01:37:52,748 ♪ I've got an old tape ♪ 2124 01:37:52,748 --> 01:37:56,081 ♪ With our favorite songs ♪ 2125 01:37:56,081 --> 01:37:57,321 ♪ We got ♪ 2126 01:37:57,321 --> 01:37:59,228 ♪ What it takes ♪ 2127 01:37:59,228 --> 01:38:02,978 ♪ To make us love each other ♪ 2128 01:38:10,494 --> 01:38:14,481 ♪ I'm on the upside ♪ 2129 01:38:14,481 --> 01:38:17,745 ♪ Where the sunshine falls ♪ 2130 01:38:17,745 --> 01:38:21,934 ♪ You're on cloud nine ♪ 2131 01:38:21,934 --> 01:38:24,921 ♪ Where wishes find stars ♪ 2132 01:38:24,921 --> 01:38:29,533 ♪ We got what it takes ♪ 2133 01:38:29,533 --> 01:38:33,033 ♪ To keep each other warm ♪ 2134 01:38:39,628 --> 01:38:42,401 ♪ We're gonna give some ♪ 2135 01:38:42,401 --> 01:38:46,881 ♪ And take some ♪ 2136 01:38:46,881 --> 01:38:48,854 ♪ There's always a wrong side ♪ 2137 01:38:48,854 --> 01:38:51,294 ♪ There's a right side ♪ 2138 01:38:51,294 --> 01:38:55,544 ♪ And we're still on the same side ♪